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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2480 on: August 28, 2022, 07:46:55 AM »
I’m downplaying an approach where the sustenance provided just leaves people hungry for more likes.

How about a paradigm shift to מעדנים מצויין כעפר?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2481 on: August 28, 2022, 11:16:19 AM »
How about a paradigm shift to מעדנים מצויין כעפר?

I would vote for that. We agree, tangent over.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2482 on: August 28, 2022, 06:49:51 PM »
I don't watch or follow sports, but I happened to have come across this and it looks pretty amazing. Almost hard to believe it was deliberate.

https://twitter.com/littlemoiz/status/1563964322497396739
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2483 on: August 28, 2022, 06:53:12 PM »
I don't watch or follow sports, but I happened to have come across this and it looks pretty amazing. Almost hard to believe it was deliberate.
Happens more than you would think, and it is deliberate.
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« Reply #2484 on: August 28, 2022, 07:39:34 PM »
Happens more than you would think, and it is deliberate.

That is real talent!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2485 on: August 28, 2022, 08:34:54 PM »
Thanks for sharing, interesting thread indeed. Also great way to hone my Hebrew jargon in this space as I’m used to seeing all this terminology in English.

Followup thread

https://twitter.com/tomvanilla/status/1563772402860949504
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2487 on: August 29, 2022, 11:28:33 AM »
https://twitter.com/mnicoletos/status/1564261447357562880

I guess the question no one is asking is whether there are special websites we're not getting access to based on our "successfully" proving we're not robots.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2491 on: August 30, 2022, 12:46:22 PM »
is this post Funny?
strange?
interesting?
or random?

What do you think?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2492 on: August 30, 2022, 02:03:57 PM »
Smart

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2494 on: August 31, 2022, 04:53:42 AM »
What do you think?
i don't think its either. i think its wrong.
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Wives reveal their true nature when the husband gets poor.
not having money brings out the bad midos in people. it doesnt mean she never was a faithful wife or that she didnt love him, it can just mean that she is suffering and instead of having emuna she blames her husband.
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Husbands reveal their true nature when the wife gets sick.
same as above. when a husband is not being cared for, he needs to see it as min hashamayim. if he doesnt, he may come to look elsewhere instead of caring for his wife.
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Brothers reveal their true nature when the parents die and legacy is discussed.
"where there's a will, theres a fight..." really they love each other, the moneys getting in the way of the true love...
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Friends reveal their true nature when you lend them.
same as brothers.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2495 on: August 31, 2022, 07:42:07 AM »
is this post Funny?
strange?
interesting?
or random?
Posting something that is not funny, strange, interesting, or random in a thread for random tweets is by default pretty random.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2496 on: August 31, 2022, 07:48:07 AM »
Posting something that is not funny, strange, interesting, or random in a thread for random tweets is by default pretty random.

Technically speaking “pretty random” is an oxymoron. Once there’s bias it isn’t random, and once it’s “pretty random” (I’m interpreting that to mean approximately random?) then it isn’t actually random.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2497 on: August 31, 2022, 08:22:14 AM »
https://twitter.com/dentesleo/status/1564192673635917824

i dont get the last one. would make more sense if it said friends show their nature when asked for a loan

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2498 on: August 31, 2022, 01:32:24 PM »
i dont get the last one. would make more sense if it said friends show their nature when asked for a loan

Not really. There can be many other factors that can influence the ability to lend. However once a loan was made, what goes on afterwards reveals levels of friendship and/or מענטשליכקייט. (In a similar way to insider stock selling being less of an indication of the company health, than insider buying).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2499 on: August 31, 2022, 01:34:20 PM »
What a contrast between this one (an Oberlander?) to the previous one (a Litvak) despite the current one ostensibly being more "left wing" than the previous one.

https://twitter.com/Israelcohen911/status/1564924956240224256
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