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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2780 on: January 13, 2023, 01:07:12 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2781 on: January 13, 2023, 01:18:54 PM »
@Dan @AsherO what are these guys missing?

The only thing missing is me :D
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2784 on: January 16, 2023, 09:04:13 AM »
https://twitter.com/hasidic_1/status/1614795400497569793

Who's the other guy? I guess a 770 bochur.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2786 on: January 16, 2023, 10:09:57 AM »

Every 770 bochurim has one.
Just kuty didn't bring his headphones :)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2788 on: January 17, 2023, 03:22:45 PM »
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Love the hats. I could see me wearing one of those!
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2789 on: January 17, 2023, 03:34:00 PM »
Love the hats. I could see me wearing one of those!
Will until you see the price tag :D
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2790 on: January 18, 2023, 10:19:24 AM »
I can't remember if I saw the original video on this forum or elsewhere. If it was here, feel free to quote it here with the incredible follow-up:

https://twitter.com/DBashIdeas/status/1615728830437642241

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2791 on: January 18, 2023, 08:05:46 PM »
rumour has it that @Something Fishy has more where that came from

https://twitter.com/jacklanger/status/1615354969212813312

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2792 on: January 18, 2023, 08:07:22 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2794 on: January 18, 2023, 10:01:24 PM »
Well, at least the gender matched, unlike when my wife presented my son's passport at the security checkpoint.
my wife flew with her passport in her maiden name.nad ticket in her married name. We had documentation to back it up but no asked. Not at BOS TSA, TLV immigration, TLV exit/security, or BOS immigration.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2795 on: January 18, 2023, 10:15:45 PM »
my wife flew with her passport in her maiden name.nad ticket in her married name. We had documentation to back it up but no asked. Not at BOS TSA, TLV immigration, TLV exit/security, or BOS immigration.
I once boarded a plane with my wife and as we boarded and looked at our boarding pass to see our seats noticed we had 2 copies of the same boarding pass (the agent printed my wife's twice). I went through Canadian security (where they check your ID and boarding pass 3 times) and boarded without a boarding pass.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2796 on: January 18, 2023, 10:32:57 PM »
🤣🤣🤣

A full week's worth

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
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