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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2800 on: January 19, 2023, 10:43:33 AM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2801 on: January 19, 2023, 11:25:20 AM »
Halevai.

Yup. That 100%. IDK if outsiders are aware of how many times "charedi" people get to do mitzvos at a Lubavitch campaign (most common is probably Lulav, but have definitely seen people that walk around with a black yarmulka stop in order to put on tefillin).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2802 on: January 19, 2023, 11:40:17 AM »
Yup. That 100%. IDK if outsiders are aware of how many times "charedi" people get to do mitzvos at a Lubavitch campaign (most common is probably Lulav, but have definitely seen people that walk around with a black yarmulka stop in order to put on tefillin).
Is eating kosher a mitzva? ;)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2803 on: January 19, 2023, 11:42:25 AM »
Is eating kosher a mitzva? ;)

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2806 on: January 22, 2023, 10:59:57 PM »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2807 on: January 23, 2023, 12:04:28 AM »

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2808 on: January 23, 2023, 08:50:52 AM »
https://twitter.com/rozrothstein/status/1617317187269824513

(Parve) Cholent is its name
Heartburn is its game
It looks so innocent;
It’s deadly just the same
If I had my way
I’d ship it all away
And drop it on the Arabs
They’d be gone in a day.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2023, 09:44:04 AM by aygart »
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2810 on: January 23, 2023, 10:44:24 AM »
https://twitter.com/hasidic_1/status/1617510571510829057
Another version I heard from them as follows:
There's 2 types of wives. one that knows how to cook, bake, that takes care of the kids, that's happy, that respects her husband etc. and then there's the one we all have
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2811 on: January 23, 2023, 11:11:00 AM »
Another version I heard from them as follows:
There's 2 types of wives. one that knows how to cook, bake, that takes care of the kids, that's happy, that respects her husband etc. and then there's the one we all have

Dunno, but I find these jokes so distasteful, but maybe that is because I am lucky enough not to be part of the "all" you mention. מצא או מוצא
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2812 on: January 23, 2023, 11:13:01 AM »
Dunno, but I find these jokes so distasteful, but maybe that is because I am lucky enough not to be part of the "all" you mention. מצא או מוצא
I think we've had this discussion before.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2813 on: January 23, 2023, 11:13:14 AM »
Dunno, but I find these jokes so distasteful, but maybe that is because I am lucky enough not to be part of the "all" you mention. מצא או מוצא
is it cultural?

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2814 on: January 23, 2023, 11:28:46 AM »
I think we've had this discussion before.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2815 on: January 23, 2023, 11:32:28 AM »
I think we've had this discussion before.

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That I cannot relate to jokes like these in the slightest to the extent that they seem insulting.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2816 on: January 23, 2023, 12:21:44 PM »
Just to clarify I was extremally unserious when I wrote that.
So please no one start now a whole discussion about if it's right to make joke on wives, MIL, Rabbi's...

It's a joke. you're meant to laugh if you find it funny, and if not you're meant to continue scrolling!

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2819 on: January 24, 2023, 07:25:35 PM »
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