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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2821 on: January 26, 2023, 04:51:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/ldkop/status/1618705041338277889

That laffa looks quite pale and unappetizing. The cholent looks good, except that it looks like it has hot-dogs in it (unless that is real Kishka, in which case it's A+++).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2822 on: January 26, 2023, 08:10:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/ldkop/status/1618705041338277889

That laffa looks quite pale and unappetizing. The cholent looks good, except that it looks like it has hot-dogs in it which makes it fleishig (unless that is real Kishka, in which case it's may be parve and get a A+++).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2823 on: January 26, 2023, 08:28:53 PM »
That laffa looks quite pale and unappetizing. The cholent looks good, except that it looks like it has hot-dogs in it (unless that is real Kishka, in which case it's A+++).

Isn’t real kishke fleishigs?
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2824 on: January 26, 2023, 08:51:05 PM »
Isn’t real kishke fleishigs?

Most definitely is.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2825 on: January 26, 2023, 09:01:20 PM »
Most definitely is.

Surprised to see you of all people advocating for it…
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2834 on: February 05, 2023, 08:33:52 PM »
I once boarded a plane with my wife and as we boarded and looked at our boarding pass to see our seats noticed we had 2 copies of the same boarding pass (the agent printed my wife's twice). I went through Canadian security (where they check your ID and boarding pass 3 times) and boarded without a boarding pass.
Not nearly as good but on an international flight (I think from IST-EWR) someone boarded the plane and tried to take my seat since his boarding pass showed the same seat, turns out he was on the wrong flight (not so crazy, he only needed to get past the gate agent).
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2836 on: February 05, 2023, 11:21:10 PM »
what your Rebbe told you all the years turned out to be true

https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1622305030048210944
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2837 on: February 06, 2023, 12:34:38 AM »
what your Rebbe told you all the years turned out to be true

https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1622305030048210944

That gets filed along with, "These are the easy times. When you're older, you're going to miss your yeshiva years." As a dropout, I never dreamed I'd relate to that in any way.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2838 on: February 06, 2023, 05:01:26 AM »
Here's the link to an article. Now someone embed the awesome tweet here.
https://kotaku.com/game-store-ps1-car-crash-accident-3d0-missouri-joplin-1850076341
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