Topic Wiki

I believe our (dis)honorable POTUS deserves to be sticking on top...


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump inactive

Author Topic: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread  (Read 585094 times)

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2981 on: April 23, 2023, 01:36:32 AM »
IINM the most classic example of this has something to do with washing dishes.

https://twitter.com/navalismhq/status/1649945935492050945
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2983 on: April 24, 2023, 06:10:58 PM »
Why don't they just say Tehillim regularly כפי שנחלק לימי החודש?

https://twitter.com/HasidicA/status/1650608953628172291?s=20
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline Dan

  • Administrator
  • Dansdeals Lifetime 50K Diamond Elite
  • **********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 69764
  • Total likes: 18587
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 16442
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: CLE
  • Programs: UA GS, AA EXP, DL Dirt, Hyatt Glob, Fairmont Lifetime Plat, DD Diamond, Blocked By @NeriaKraus
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2984 on: April 24, 2023, 06:38:33 PM »
Why don't they just say Tehillim regularly כפי שנחלק לימי החודש?
How do they split it up?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2985 on: April 24, 2023, 06:39:47 PM »
How do they split it up?

IDK, maybe @Something Fishy or @EliJelly could chime in.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline EliJelly

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2019
  • Posts: 3400
  • Total likes: 3907
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2986 on: April 24, 2023, 07:04:43 PM »
IDK, maybe @Something Fishy or @EliJelly could chime in.

No idea what this is referring to. This is how tweets posted here appears to me due to my filter.




Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2987 on: April 24, 2023, 07:15:25 PM »
No idea what this is referring to. This is how tweets posted here appears to me due to my filter.




I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline EliJelly

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2019
  • Posts: 3400
  • Total likes: 3907
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2988 on: April 24, 2023, 07:35:14 PM »


No idea, not even sure there is a *minhag satmar* on how to split, maybe every גאון וקדוש decides on his own.

Offline Dan

  • Administrator
  • Dansdeals Lifetime 50K Diamond Elite
  • **********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 69764
  • Total likes: 18587
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 16442
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: CLE
  • Programs: UA GS, AA EXP, DL Dirt, Hyatt Glob, Fairmont Lifetime Plat, DD Diamond, Blocked By @NeriaKraus
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline zevi

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Gold Elite
  • ******
  • Join Date: Jul 2014
  • Posts: 928
  • Total likes: 168
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2992 on: May 02, 2023, 09:27:58 PM »

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan


Offline USam

  • Dansdeals Gold Elite
  • ***
  • Join Date: Dec 2017
  • Posts: 159
  • Total likes: 78
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2995 on: May 09, 2023, 12:06:21 AM »
How do they split it up?

Some say 5 kapitlach a day. (But not on Shabbos. Though I think there are those who say it on Shabbos as well.)

Offline ExGingi

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2015
  • Posts: 18189
  • Total likes: 8432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 19
    • View Profile
  • Location: 770
  • Programs: בשורת הגאולה. From Exile to Redemption. GIYF. AAdvantage Executive Platinum®
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2996 on: May 09, 2023, 12:57:45 AM »
Some say 5 kapitlach a day. (But not on Shabbos. Though I think there are those who say it on Shabbos as well.)

I was in KJ this week and indeed saw that it is 5 a day except Shabbos and YT. I found it rather odd that RH & Yom Kippur are also excepted - in Lubavitch we say as much Tehillim as possible those days.

What is the source for these 5 per day? Why not stick to the standard חלוקה לימי החודש? Why not on Shabbos and YT?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

Offline EliJelly

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2019
  • Posts: 3400
  • Total likes: 3907
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2997 on: May 09, 2023, 01:01:16 AM »
I found it rather odd that RH & Yom Kippur are also excepted - in Lubavitch we say as much Tehillim as possible those days.


I'm sure in every place every yid says as much Tehillim possible on these days, which explains why there is no 5 kapitlach schedule running on those days.

Offline EliJelly

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jan 2019
  • Posts: 3400
  • Total likes: 3907
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #2998 on: May 09, 2023, 01:17:50 AM »

What is the source for these 5 per day? Why not stick to the standard חלוקה לימי החודש? Why not on Shabbos and YT?

Found a pretty similar minhag - The minhag in Preshburg implemented by רבי משולם איגרא זצ״ל. (They went even as far as not to say the 5 kapitlach even on days we don't say Tachanun, which the the C"S wasn't happy about but didn't dare to change)

https://beta.hebrewbooks.org/reader/reader.aspx?sfid=33771#p=12&fitMode=fitwidth&hlts=&ocr=




Offline chff

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jul 2012
  • Posts: 5955
  • Total likes: 699
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 25
    • View Profile
  • Location: NYC (not anymore)
  • Programs: All of them...