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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3482 on: July 04, 2024, 04:28:24 PM »
God bless America in Yiddish with Shulem

https://x.com/IamShulem/status/1808911280432165037


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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3484 on: July 04, 2024, 05:46:33 PM »

This needs a screenshot so it can be truly appreciated.



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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3485 on: July 04, 2024, 05:55:43 PM »
This needs a screenshot so it can be truly appreciated.




It was 17th of Tammuz.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3486 on: July 04, 2024, 05:59:42 PM »
It was 17th of Tammuz.

And now the yartzeit of a great frog...
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3489 on: July 04, 2024, 10:58:01 PM »
ALOL. I definitely thought this was AI at first glance...

https://x.com/TPostMillennial/status/1808957892994716053

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3493 on: July 11, 2024, 07:44:21 PM »
I know very well what klal-shprakh means. My point is that it's not a phrase used in spoken Yiddish conversation today (and forget about that ridiculous spelling).

And you can harp about the Yiddish you speak vs. the one spoken in Williamsburg for as long as you'd like, but the fact remains that Yiddish as a living language exists only in the Chassidish world - and I'm specifically EXCLUDING Chabad here. Regardless of how well you speak Yiddish, it is simply not the language lingua franca in CH et al today; the version of Yiddish spoken by Chabad is more archaic that what's spoken on the street (for better or for worse).

(And to be a bit pedantic, I haven't met a Yiddish speaker who doesn't know what a פאָר פֿאָלק is. I'll take the liberty to suggest that your accent threw them off.)

Now available online, a comprehensive 21st-century English-Yiddish dictionary that includes various dialectical variations. It is just one huge HTML page, so it takes long to load, but once it's loaded, you can just use the FIND (usually CTRL-F) command on your browser to find English or Yiddish words/terms.

https://yiddishculturaldictionary.org/

Also from the same author comes

https://yiddishculturaldictionary.org/edit/ashkenazic/

Both of these can be very useful for @CountValentine or anyone who isn't fluent in Yiddish or לשון הקודש.
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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3495 on: July 12, 2024, 04:40:37 PM »
https://x.com/Osint613/status/1811800991030747534
This is along what I'd answer too. I'd also add that Judaism accepts converts so even if so you should still love converts.

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Re: The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread
« Reply #3496 on: July 15, 2024, 11:29:42 PM »
Tweet of the year…Kol isha may or may not apply

https://x.com/tipofthebanana/status/1813040709802336315
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