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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #280 on: June 26, 2014, 09:51:23 PM »
My rebbeim taught me that we only kick a kid out of school for one reason only: if he is bringing down the other kids. There's no such thing as an impeachable offense.
Unfortunately the fact that most yeshivas would throw him out doesn't mean much....
After thinking about it for a little, I agree being that this kid had his parents behind him, and encouraging him, he should not be expelled. You are right.
 It's his parents' fault. But they are grown adults and should get kicked out of their Shul.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #281 on: June 27, 2014, 01:25:02 AM »
Let's stay focussed here. The discussion was about cholov akum.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #282 on: June 27, 2014, 01:40:39 AM »
Let's stay focussed here.
you have to be kidding.
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #283 on: June 27, 2014, 01:43:23 AM »
you have to be kidding.

No, I'm not. Why are you confused? Did you eat M&Ms recently?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #284 on: June 27, 2014, 01:48:18 AM »
No, I'm not. Why are you confused? Did you eat M&Ms recently?
no & no.
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #285 on: June 27, 2014, 02:13:09 AM »
My rebbeim taught me that we only kick a kid out of school for one reason only: if he is bringing down the other kids. There's no such thing as an impeachable offense.
Unfortunately the fact that most yeshivas would throw him out doesn't mean much....

If the kid is telling these jokes on national TV, he's telling them to his friends at school. How else do you define 'bringing down the other kids'?

Here there is also another concern, unfortunately this is a walking chilul hashem and it's inappropriate for a school to house it under it's roof.
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #286 on: June 27, 2014, 10:14:20 AM »
If the kid is telling these jokes on national TV, he's telling them to his friends at school. How else do you define 'bringing down the other kids'?

Here there is also another concern, unfortunately this is a walking chilul hashem and it's inappropriate for a school to house it under it's roof.
+6!
The school itself is a walking chillul hashem.
 Oiy leoviv shelimdo torah, oy lerabo shelimdo torah.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #287 on: June 27, 2014, 10:49:50 AM »
This line of thought was already produced upthread.

It says in the Torah that the whole nation of Israel stones a zonah, does she become a better person - no - they do -L'maan yilmadu Veyirau
In which Torah exactly did you find that a zona gets skila? You gotta love these people who don't even start to know halacha are here playing holier than thou and paskening on other people's lives when they can't even quote a posuk in the torah right, "L'maan yilmadu Veyirau"? seriously?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #288 on: June 27, 2014, 10:55:00 AM »
+6!
The school itself is a walking chillul hashem.
 Oiy leoviv shelimdo torah, oy lerabo shelimdo torah.
Good that you brought that up, let's quote the whole gemara:
אבל מי שקורא ושונה ומשמש ת"ח ואין משאו ומתנו באמונה ואין דבורו בנחת עם הבריות מה הבריות אומרות עליו אוי לו לפלוני שלמד תורה אוי לו לאביו שלמדו תורה אוי לו לרבו שלמדו תורה פלוני שלמד תורה ראו כמה מקולקלין מעשיו וכמה מכוערין דרכיו
Doesn't talk about telling some dirty jokes, rather about not treating people with respect and not dealing honestly in business. I just wonder which flavor of Judaism has more of that...

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #289 on: June 27, 2014, 10:55:53 AM »
The email also lauded Orlian’s parents, who were honored by Westchester Hebrew High School as parents of the year this past year, as “parents who have been leaders in their community.”
Vhakesef ya'aneh es hakol

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #290 on: June 27, 2014, 01:09:56 PM »
In which Torah exactly did you find that a zona get's skila? You gotta love these people who don't even start to know halacha are here playing holier than thou and paskening on other people's lives when they can't even quote a posuk in the torah right, "L'maan yilmadu Veyirau"? seriously?
I'm sorry. Sekila by a mesis - Vchal yisrael yishmau veyeraun.
I admit I never learned Hilchos Zonah, what's your point?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #291 on: June 27, 2014, 01:20:38 PM »
Good that you brought that up, let's quote the whole gemara:
אבל מי שקורא ושונה ומשמש ת"ח ואין משאו ומתנו באמונה ואין דבורו בנחת עם הבריות מה הבריות אומרות עליו אוי לו לפלוני שלמד תורה אוי לו לאביו שלמדו תורה אוי לו לרבו שלמדו תורה פלוני שלמד תורה ראו כמה מקולקלין מעשיו וכמה מכוערין דרכיו
Doesn't talk about telling some dirty jokes, rather about not treating people with respect and not dealing honestly in business. I just wonder which flavor of Judaism has more of that...
I thought all Jews are money hungry, scamming dishonest thieves....
Its ok, try to separate yourselves from the stereotypes; it didn't work in germany and its not gonna work now.

Lets get back on topic, any moral gentile would say on this child "כמה מקולקלין מעשיו וכמה מכוערין דרכיו". Its only the twisted Jews that are kvelling with pride that we finally made it on TV and are so "normal"..

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #292 on: June 27, 2014, 01:34:41 PM »
I thought all Jews are money hungry, scamming dishonest thieves....
Its ok, try to separate yourselves from the stereotypes; it didn't work in germany and its not gonna work now.

Lets get back on topic, any moral gentile would say on this child "כמה מקולקלין מעשיו וכמה מכוערין דרכיו". Its only the twisted Jews that are kvelling with pride that we finally made it on TV and are so "normal"..


Well said

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #293 on: June 27, 2014, 01:36:31 PM »
I thought all Jews are money hungry, scamming dishonest thieves....
Its ok, try to separate yourselves from the stereotypes; it didn't work in germany and its not gonna work now.

Lets get back on topic, any moral gentile would say on this child "כמה מקולקלין מעשיו וכמה מכוערין דרכיו". Its only the twisted Jews that are kvelling with pride that we finally made it on TV and are so "normal"..
All true Scotsmen say so too.


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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #294 on: June 27, 2014, 01:46:38 PM »
what can we look forward to after the next episode airs?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #295 on: June 28, 2014, 12:16:22 PM »
what can we look forward to after the next episode airs?
Personally I look forward to him bowing at and stating publicly why it's inappropriate for him.
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #296 on: June 29, 2014, 11:13:33 AM »


I would choose any day Edon Pinchot who choose to postpone his singing because of the 3 weeks over the tasteless and humorless jokes of Josh Orlian.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #297 on: July 02, 2014, 10:55:50 AM »
They're discussing this kid now on 770AM

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #298 on: July 02, 2014, 10:56:36 AM »
They're saying the Yeshiva he's in is not happy and that if he continues he may not be left back.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #299 on: July 02, 2014, 02:36:24 PM »
They're saying the Yeshiva he's in is not happy and that if he continues he may not be left back.
They might not let him back?
Seems like there are DDFers to the left of an MO school. Not just slightly to the left. But they would be outraged if the school throws out the boy. And it would be so bad, that it would make them understand why kids go off the derech.