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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #480 on: August 25, 2014, 05:57:23 PM »
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #481 on: August 25, 2014, 07:38:50 PM »
Tanya beg of Perek 1 ;)
If you're going by that definition (practically) everyone is a rasha
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #482 on: August 25, 2014, 07:42:18 PM »
If you're going by that definition (practically) everyone is a rasha
the ;) (which I actually meant to put a :P ) was there to show that I meant it to be taken tongue-in-cheek...

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #483 on: August 25, 2014, 08:13:30 PM »
If you're going by that definition (practically) everyone is a rasha

Utt azoi. And now perhaps the time has finally come for the DDF Tanya shiur thread.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #484 on: August 25, 2014, 08:31:45 PM »
Utt azoi. And now perhaps the time has finally come for the DDF Tanya shiur thread.
Didn't you start one a while back?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #485 on: August 25, 2014, 08:39:07 PM »
If you're going by that definition (practically) everyone is a rasha
Indeed, though there are levels with the rasha category.  A beinoni of the Tanya is an extremely high level.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #486 on: August 25, 2014, 09:05:13 PM »
I'm lovin this holier than thou pissing contest! I'm getting the popcorn.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #487 on: August 25, 2014, 09:13:44 PM »
I'm lovin this holier than thou pissing contest! I'm getting the popcorn.
+1
I'm in with crackers and humus
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #488 on: August 25, 2014, 09:32:28 PM »
Indeed, though there are levels with the rasha category.  A beinoni of the Tanya is an extremely high level.
Yeah (like never did a Chet in his life high level). Kinda depressing
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #489 on: August 25, 2014, 09:38:06 PM »
Yeah (like never did a Chet in his life high level). Kinda depressing
You ever did?? If yes - what was it?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #490 on: August 25, 2014, 09:40:57 PM »
You ever did?? If yes - what was it?
lol now, there's a fun idea for a thread...DDF confessional

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #491 on: August 25, 2014, 09:42:03 PM »
I always had a serious taavah for shatnez
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #492 on: August 25, 2014, 09:44:29 PM »
Yeah (like never did a Chet in his life high level). Kinda depressing
Dont want to get too philosophical here but whys that depressing?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #493 on: August 25, 2014, 09:46:43 PM »
I always had a serious taavah for shatnez
Well, the taaveh itself is not a chet
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #494 on: August 25, 2014, 09:46:52 PM »
I always had a serious taavah for shatnez
Having a Ta'avah doesn't make you a Rasha, that's a Beinoni :P

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #495 on: August 25, 2014, 09:49:09 PM »
Having a Ta'avah doesn't make you a Rasha, that's a Beinoni :P
I knew some of you will find a way to blend some Tanya stuff into it.


Can I challenge you for 48 hours not to blend in chabad stuff when you talk about Judaism?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #496 on: August 25, 2014, 09:56:49 PM »

Well, the taaveh itself is not a chet
actually according to the Rambam when It comes to non mitzvos  sichly you should have a taaveh for it.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #497 on: August 25, 2014, 10:01:03 PM »
I knew some of you will find a way to blend some Tanya stuff into it.


Can I challenge you for 48 hours not to blend in chabad stuff when you talk about Judaism?

You remind me of the old joke. I won't rehash it here but the punchline is "so the president tells the new rabbi, 'You know, talk about Yiddishkeit!'"

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #498 on: August 25, 2014, 10:04:43 PM »
You remind me of the old joke. I won't rehash it here but the punchline is "so the president tells the new rabbi, 'You know, talk about Yiddishkeit!'"
I thought you were gonna say the one with the rabbi who didn't think about Hashem for over thirty years already :P

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #499 on: August 25, 2014, 10:06:21 PM »
I thought you were gonna say the one with the rabbi who didn't think about Hashem for over thirty years already :P

That one's great too! Maybe we need a farbrengen thread so we can tell these old chasidisher jokes.