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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #495 on: August 25, 2014, 09:49:09 PM »
Having a Ta'avah doesn't make you a Rasha, that's a Beinoni :P
I knew some of you will find a way to blend some Tanya stuff into it.


Can I challenge you for 48 hours not to blend in chabad stuff when you talk about Judaism?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #496 on: August 25, 2014, 09:56:49 PM »

Well, the taaveh itself is not a chet
actually according to the Rambam when It comes to non mitzvos  sichly you should have a taaveh for it.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #497 on: August 25, 2014, 10:01:03 PM »
I knew some of you will find a way to blend some Tanya stuff into it.


Can I challenge you for 48 hours not to blend in chabad stuff when you talk about Judaism?

You remind me of the old joke. I won't rehash it here but the punchline is "so the president tells the new rabbi, 'You know, talk about Yiddishkeit!'"

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #498 on: August 25, 2014, 10:04:43 PM »
You remind me of the old joke. I won't rehash it here but the punchline is "so the president tells the new rabbi, 'You know, talk about Yiddishkeit!'"
I thought you were gonna say the one with the rabbi who didn't think about Hashem for over thirty years already :P
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #499 on: August 25, 2014, 10:06:21 PM »
I thought you were gonna say the one with the rabbi who didn't think about Hashem for over thirty years already :P

That one's great too! Maybe we need a farbrengen thread so we can tell these old chasidisher jokes.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #500 on: August 25, 2014, 10:10:30 PM »
Having a Ta'avah doesn't make you a Rasha, that's a Beinoni :P
Touche.
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #501 on: August 26, 2014, 01:11:48 AM »
lol now, there's a fun idea for a thread...DDF confessional
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #502 on: August 26, 2014, 01:35:23 AM »
lol now, there's a fun idea for a thread...DDF confessional
Lots of "fun" indeed.  :P
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Naw, Chaim, the idea was to do it publicly so all could learn. Sort of like prison where they teach each other to be better criminals. (I think I have been to a farbrengen or two like that.)  :P

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #503 on: August 26, 2014, 01:43:09 AM »
Naw, Chaim, the idea was to do it publicly so all could learn.
When I saw the word "confessional" RC came to mind. I am pretty sure they do it in private but I could be wrong.
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #504 on: August 26, 2014, 01:48:18 AM »
When I saw the word "confessional" RC came to mind. I am pretty sure they do it in private but I could be wrong.

Yes, but the purpose of the thread was not absolution. It's exhibitionism.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #505 on: August 26, 2014, 02:06:30 AM »
Yes, but the purpose of the thread was not absolution. It's exhibitionism.
I'd love to see posts by certain people in that thread...it could be one of the 3 steps of the absolution process...admitting!

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #506 on: August 26, 2014, 07:04:15 AM »
I'd love to see posts by certain people in that thread...it could be one of the 3 steps of the absolution process...admitting!
Three steps to absolution (Sacrament of Penance)?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #507 on: August 26, 2014, 07:27:35 AM »
Well, the taaveh itself is not a chet
It's not a virtue either. To be honest, it's an undesirable middah.



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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #508 on: August 26, 2014, 08:46:18 AM »

It's not a virtue either. To be honest, it's an undesirable middah.



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actually according to the Rambam when It comes to non mitzvos  sichly you should have a taaveh for it.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #509 on: August 26, 2014, 09:30:46 AM »
It's not a virtue either. To be honest, it's an undesirable middah.



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