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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #570 on: September 03, 2014, 12:05:27 AM »
It is, but it is not any of the three cases you mention. He does not NEED to be at the sfas nahar since he can easily go the longer way. He is going that way because he wants to go the more convenient way.
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #571 on: September 03, 2014, 10:17:36 AM »
It is, but it is not any of the three cases you mention. He does not NEED to be at the sfas nahar since he can easily go the longer way. He is going that way because he wants to go the more convenient way.
I love the way you make stuff up as you go. If darka achrina applies to a longer way as well אם כן אין לדבר סוף. There will always be a longer way to get to someplace.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #572 on: September 03, 2014, 10:19:19 AM »
I love the way you make stuff up as you go. If darka achrina applies to a longer way as well אם כן אין לדבר סוף. There will always be a longer way to get to someplace.
what did I make up?
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #573 on: September 03, 2014, 10:32:19 AM »
That if there's a longer way it's still considered איכא דרכא אחרינא.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #574 on: September 03, 2014, 10:45:53 AM »
Where did I write that? I wrote that according to his strict interpretation of requiring full oneis it should be that way.
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #575 on: September 03, 2014, 10:56:26 AM »
Where did I write that? I wrote that according to his strict interpretation of requiring full oneis it should be that way.
Sorry, I lost track who said what. I was referring to what 'dans fan' was implying that one is supposed to take a longer way when confronted with a נשים העומדות על הכביסה scenario.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #576 on: September 03, 2014, 05:24:25 PM »
Sorry, I lost track who said what. I was referring to what 'dans fan' was implying that one is supposed to take a longer way when confronted with a נשים העומדות על הכביסה scenario.
i never said such a thing
I love the way you make stuff up as you go. If darka achrina applies to a longer way as well אם כן אין לדבר סוף. There will always be a longer way to get to someplace.
first of all who said that you dont have to go the longer way
second, i very clearly said its possible that if he needs to get to point b then there is a amount that chazal would not be matriach him to go out of his way
but your twisted pshat in the gemara thats oxi moronic that you made up just not to feel guilty is def wrong

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #577 on: September 03, 2014, 05:36:05 PM »
Where did I write that? I wrote that according to his strict interpretation of requiring full oneis it should be that way.
i think i already made very clear one does not need to be a full ones. i said that the gemara is probably referring to a case that he needs  to be at his destination and we want to know how much does he have to be matriach to not put himself in a bad situation scenario 2 is he doesnt need to be at the destination but going the other way would have finacial or other strains, what does he do. thats all thats at question here but if his destination is the nehar because he njoys the walk there that is not called leka darka... and i said agt is like the third case

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #578 on: September 03, 2014, 07:04:27 PM »
So exactly where are you staying the line and what is your source to say that wanting to walk a few minutes less id's better than wanting some entertainment or relaxation? How about a trip to Florida?
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #579 on: September 04, 2014, 02:21:35 PM »
Sorry, I lost track who said what. I was referring to what 'dans fan' was implying that one is supposed to take a longer way when confronted with a נשים העומדות על הכביסה scenario.
i never said such a thing
Implying is the key word here.


first of all who said that you dont have to go the longer way
Nobody said you do.
second, i very clearly said its possible that if he needs to get to point b then there is a amount that chazal would not be matriach him to go out of his way
And what would that amount be?
but your twisted pshat in the gemara thats oxi moronic that you made up just not to feel guilty is def wrong
Please specify which pshat I said you don't agree with. If I've erred in my ways I'd like to be corrected.

Thanks.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #580 on: September 04, 2014, 02:22:41 PM »
So exactly where are you staying the line and what is your source to say that wanting to walk a few minutes less id's better than wanting some entertainment or relaxation? How about a trip to Florida?
Or using the gemara's scenario, if I need to wash my laundry at the river, may I go?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #581 on: September 04, 2014, 02:32:34 PM »
I think this is going to be become my favorite post. It may be reposted on other just shmooze threads at different times. ;)

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #582 on: September 04, 2014, 11:47:17 PM »
Yes can we just go back to talking about Jewish boys who tell dirty jokes

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #583 on: September 04, 2014, 11:51:02 PM »
I still need to get back to chalav akum for Freddie;D
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #584 on: September 05, 2014, 02:21:43 AM »
I still need to get back to chalav akum for Freddie;D

Sh'koyaaaaaach.