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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #80 on: June 19, 2014, 12:44:34 PM »

This kid is way cuter. :)
Nice to see that America actually does have some talent :)

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #81 on: June 19, 2014, 12:46:20 PM »


Go ahead and blame the chinuch for messing up his mind. I'll put my money on the cholov akum.

Why do you assume he doesn't keep kosher?
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #82 on: June 19, 2014, 01:32:36 PM »

Why do you assume he doesn't keep kosher?

Ha

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #83 on: June 19, 2014, 01:35:30 PM »
Ha
He said Chalav Akum, not Chalav Stam. Big difference.
"להסתובב זה לא אומר להיות חופשי"

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #84 on: June 19, 2014, 01:48:40 PM »
Who says the father or anyone told him.... The boy said he writes them himself during clas...
Good to know what he thinks about during class

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #85 on: June 19, 2014, 02:12:03 PM »
This is Modoxy.
An Ultra Orthodox kid once told me a dirty joke.
#This is Ultra Orthodoxy.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #86 on: June 19, 2014, 02:20:54 PM »

Seriously? You think that will help them become better Yidden?
Or help the people at their shul become better Yidden?
Do you think sekilah to a zonah in front of the whole klal yisrael made the zonah a better person? Lmaan Yishmau Veyilamdu.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #87 on: June 19, 2014, 02:22:00 PM »
Do you think sekilah to a zonah in front of the whole klal yisrael made the zonah a better person? Lmaan Yishmau Veyilamdu.

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״וזה כלל גדול: שישנא אדם כל דבר שקר. וכל מה שיוסיף שנאה לדרכי השקר יוסיף אהבה לתורה.״ - אורחות צדיקים

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #88 on: June 19, 2014, 02:22:57 PM »




Frankly it's silly to sit here saying look what happens when you're Modern Orthodox. The same way it's not right when others say "Look what happens when you're religious' towards the many inappropriate things that Yeshivish and Chassidish people do.

I did not say that this is what happens. But it is what COULD happen.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #89 on: June 19, 2014, 02:23:15 PM »

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #90 on: June 19, 2014, 02:34:26 PM »
Do you think sekilah to a zonah in front of the whole klal yisrael made the zonah a better person? Lmaan Yishmau Veyilamdu.

And we wonder why there are so many people going off the derech.
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #91 on: June 19, 2014, 02:37:10 PM »

Seriously? You think that will help them become better Yidden?
Or help the people at their shul become better Yidden?
My Rabbi use to say; A מושחת is a משחית!
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #92 on: June 19, 2014, 02:42:53 PM »
And we wonder why there are so many people going off the derech.
+1 million

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #93 on: June 19, 2014, 02:51:49 PM »
An Ultra Orthodox kid once told me a dirty joke.
#This is Ultra Orthodoxy.
The critical point is that this garbage is absorbed by overexposure to the decadent culture.
The orthodox try to shelter their children from this shmutz with the hope that they will retain a little purity and holiness.
What can the modox hope for if they lechatchila expose their children to shmutz in their living rooms?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #94 on: June 19, 2014, 02:52:40 PM »
An Ultra Orthodox kid once told me a dirty joke.
#This is Ultra Orthodoxy.
he wouldn't do it on television with the father there since they know they would be ostracized
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #95 on: June 19, 2014, 02:56:14 PM »
he wouldn't do it on television with the father there since they know they would be ostracized
No. They don't idolize TV stars so they would have no interest in being on AGT in the first place.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #96 on: June 19, 2014, 03:13:21 PM »
And we wonder why there are so many people going off the derech.
Huh? Did I understand you correctly? You think the torahs way of "chinuch" is outdated?


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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #97 on: June 19, 2014, 03:17:33 PM »
he wouldn't do it on television with the father there since they know they would be ostracized
True, they say it quietly instead. But my point is that taking one instance of one kid and making generalizations about a whole community is ludicrous. Besides, you guys are overreacting, they're just jokes, take a chill pill.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #98 on: June 19, 2014, 03:23:13 PM »
The critical point is that this garbage is absorbed by overexposure to the decadent culture.
The orthodox try to shelter their children from this shmutz with the hope that they will retain a little purity and holiness.
What can the modox hope for if they lechatchila expose their children to shmutz in their living rooms?
Not true, most normal people Jewish or not, Orthodox or not, moderate what their kids are allowed to watch. It's called parenting.

You all make it sound like this kid is some yeshiva bochur from lakewood. He's not! He most probably goes to a co-ed school, has a girlfriend, and kids tell each other dirty jokes in class. Don't make such a big deal over a few silly jokes. (as if when we were kids there were no kids telling dirty jokes, please!)

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #99 on: June 19, 2014, 03:23:44 PM »
all those that feel so strongly against this why did you watch it in the first place? you were warned in the first post.
I just found a new supply of forks!