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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #160 on: June 20, 2014, 10:46:25 AM »
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My thoughts on the Orthodox Kid making dirty sex jokes on America's Got Talen.

The 17th century Hasidic leader, Rabbi Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev, once observed a Jew greasing the wheels of his wagon while simultaneously praying with tallit (shawl) and tefillin (phylacteries). While others rebuked the Jew for denigrating the prayer, Rabbi Levi judged him favorably, and exclaimed: “God, look at how holy he is. He even greases the wheels of his buggy with tallit and tefillin on.”

To Josh Orlian we should exclaim: Look at how holy you are. Even while making dirty jokes on America's Got Talent you still proudly wore your Yarmulka
Wow. That's either a very advanced level of trolling, or incredible stupidity.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #161 on: June 20, 2014, 10:50:32 AM »
You saw it here first folks ;D

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=17456.msg741034#msg741034

All kidding aside, I was near his family in the crowd. Forget about the Dad backstage for a moment, his entire family (Grandparents, mom, brothers, and sisters) were all laughing hysterically and cheering him on.

I just wonder what the Shabbos table conversations are like at this family..... ;)

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #162 on: June 20, 2014, 11:37:20 AM »
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My thoughts on the Orthodox Kid making dirty sex jokes on America's Got Talen.

The 17th century Hasidic leader, Rabbi Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev, once observed a Jew greasing the wheels of his wagon while simultaneously praying with tallit (shawl) and tefillin (phylacteries). While others rebuked the Jew for denigrating the prayer, Rabbi Levi judged him favorably, and exclaimed: “God, look at how holy he is. He even greases the wheels of his buggy with tallit and tefillin on.”

To Josh Orlian we should exclaim: Look at how holy you are. Even while making dirty jokes on America's Got Talent you still proudly wore your Yarmulka
it's funny but oyyyyyyyyyyy

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #163 on: June 20, 2014, 11:38:07 AM »
His father attempted stand up comedy a few years back and used the same joke almost word for word. There's video footage floating around.

link?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #164 on: June 20, 2014, 11:42:35 AM »
link?
I searched around, it seems the original on youtube was pulled

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #165 on: June 20, 2014, 11:44:15 AM »

I searched around, it seems the original on youtube was pulled
Yup. It was up yesterday, but now it says it's been removed.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #166 on: June 20, 2014, 06:18:26 PM »
Yup. It was up yesterday, but now it says it's been removed.
It was linked here but removed now. Same joke, word for word.
ugh. despicable! i couldn't get through 2 minutes. i stopped after he said nuts... gross!! inappropriate regardless of religion. sick sick sick.
this is his dad: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GnG1DqI16lM
the yarmulke was just an added shock factor.
now we all know what his p'shetal will sound like...

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #167 on: June 20, 2014, 06:20:36 PM »
Yup. It was up yesterday, but now it says it's been removed.

So basically he mesmerized a few jokes  and recited them....  :o :o

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #168 on: June 20, 2014, 06:39:01 PM »
It was linked here but removed now. Same joke, word for word.
seems some people like these types of jokes and are looking for more ::)

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #169 on: June 20, 2014, 07:08:47 PM »

seems some people like these types of jokes and are looking for more ::)
Well they have this kid's second round to look forward to

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #170 on: June 20, 2014, 07:47:08 PM »
Well they have this kid's second round to look forward to
second & hopefully last.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #171 on: June 21, 2014, 07:54:18 PM »
Well they have this kid's second round to look forward to
can't wait.  :)
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #172 on: June 21, 2014, 10:19:03 PM »

I doubt that there will be another showing.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #173 on: June 21, 2014, 11:03:53 PM »
can't wait.  :)
having an obviously Jewish username and wanting more is like telling dirty jokes with a yarmulka.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #174 on: June 21, 2014, 11:07:54 PM »
having an obviously Jewish username and wanting more is like telling dirty jokes with a yarmulka.
totally unfair.
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #175 on: June 22, 2014, 12:04:13 AM »
That dad is screwed in the brain, he needs some good petch.
I pity the kid, he probably doesn't even understand what he's getting himself into,

Though how people bash modoxy because of this is beyond me

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #176 on: June 22, 2014, 12:07:13 AM »
What's the point of this thread? Don't watch it and stop talking about. What is any of this accomplishing?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #177 on: June 22, 2014, 12:24:03 AM »
What is any of this accomplishing?
bringing more attention to it so more people end up seeing it?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #178 on: June 22, 2014, 02:59:05 AM »
That dad is screwed in the brain, he needs some good petch.
I pity the kid, he probably doesn't even understand what he's getting himself into,

Though how people bash modoxy because of this is beyond me
In almost all other communities a man and son wouldn't make this Chilul Hashem, (even if the reason is because they would be scared of the backlash).
So that's why it is connected to Modox. Because if he wouldn't be Modox he wouldn't do it. Now do you understand?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #179 on: June 22, 2014, 03:01:26 AM »
That dad is screwed in the brain, he needs some good petch.
I pity the kid, he probably doesn't even understand what he's getting himself into,

Though how people bash modoxy because of this is beyond me
Because this would never be accepted in ultra orthodox circles. Would you want your 12 year old son hanging out with this guy?
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