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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #400 on: August 19, 2014, 09:20:54 PM »
 I'm  at AGT and announcer just said
"a lot of yarmulkas in crowd - more than my bar mitzvah. It should be called orthodox got talent."

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #401 on: August 19, 2014, 10:50:03 PM »
I'm  at AGT and announcer just said
"a lot of yarmulkas in crowd - more than my bar mitzvah. It should be called orthodox got talent."

Going to AGT became like going to the Bronx Zoo on chol hamoed? How do these things start?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #402 on: August 19, 2014, 10:53:43 PM »
Going to AGT became like going to the Bronx Zoo on chol hamoed? How do these things start?
free entertainment...count most Jews in! :)

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #403 on: August 20, 2014, 09:39:22 AM »
Kol Isha, count all Shulchan Aruch observing Jews out.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #404 on: August 20, 2014, 09:52:56 AM »
Kol Isha, count all Shulchan Aruch observing Jews out.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #406 on: August 20, 2014, 09:55:23 AM »
What jokes did he tell this time?
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #407 on: August 20, 2014, 10:01:26 AM »
What jokes did he tell this time?
From his Instagram account:
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I unfortunately was not selected by the judges to be among the top 48 acts to make it to Radio City. While I'm disappointed that my #judgmentweek performance was not aired, I think that I did well and left a good impression on the judges. I want to thank everyone at #agt the great opportunity; this was an experience I will never forget. I also want to congratulate the acts that made it through. I made some great friends; it was an honor to spend so much time with you and I will be watching and rooting for you. Of course I want to thank my family for your encouragement and support. Finally, what made being part of AGT so rewarding was the great response from fans across America who cheered me on, started fan pages for me and always let me know that they were on my side. I am so happy that I was able to make you laugh. You have not seen the last of #naughtyjosh! Stay tuned! Love, Josh

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #408 on: August 20, 2014, 10:15:25 AM »
As predicted:
I doubt that there will be (another) one.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #409 on: August 20, 2014, 12:02:48 PM »
free entertainment...count most Jews in! :)

And if they were giving away free cheeseburgers at McDonald's?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #410 on: August 20, 2014, 12:04:57 PM »
And if they were giving away free cheeseburgers at McDonald's?
They would get them and resell them.  :P
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #411 on: August 20, 2014, 12:06:07 PM »

They would get them and resell them.  :P
probably just as bad as eating them : P

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #412 on: August 20, 2014, 12:27:53 PM »
probably just as bad as eating them : P
Prob not a דארייתא

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #413 on: August 20, 2014, 12:35:20 PM »
Prob not a דארייתא
It may be mutar. Because it's basar vechalav tzeli, which is a whole shmuz in the Ran, Chasam Sofer and R Akiva Eiger. But without getting into detail, it may be mutar behanaah.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #414 on: August 20, 2014, 12:39:00 PM »
It may be mutar. Because it's basar vechalav tzeli, which is a whole shmuz in the Ran, Chasam Sofer and R Akiva Eiger. But without getting into detail, it may be mutar behanaah.
Was going in that direction... Also do they grill it with the cheese on or pour it on after when it's hot

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #415 on: August 20, 2014, 12:49:44 PM »

Prob not a דארייתא
It may be mutar. Because it's basar vechalav tzeli, which is a whole shmuz in the Ran, Chasam Sofer and R Akiva Eiger. But without getting into detail, it may be mutar behanaah.
Was going in that direction... Also do they grill it with the cheese on or pour it on after when it's hot
hence
probably just as bad as eating them : P

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #416 on: August 20, 2014, 12:56:06 PM »
Was going in that direction... Also do they grill it with the cheese on or pour it on after when it's hot
are you a Maharat or something? How do you know this sugya so well.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #417 on: August 20, 2014, 12:57:23 PM »
are you a Maharat or something? How do you know this sugya so well.
Lol im not a female... Noticed that in my profile recently can't seem to change on my phone so haven't bothered

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #418 on: August 20, 2014, 12:58:29 PM »
Lol im not a female... Noticed that in my profile recently can't seem to change on my phone so haven't bothered
ALOL!

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #419 on: August 20, 2014, 01:33:22 PM »
Bigger question is there's any real meat in their burgers.
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