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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #580 on: September 04, 2014, 02:22:41 PM »
So exactly where are you staying the line and what is your source to say that wanting to walk a few minutes less id's better than wanting some entertainment or relaxation? How about a trip to Florida?
Or using the gemara's scenario, if I need to wash my laundry at the river, may I go?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #581 on: September 04, 2014, 02:32:34 PM »
I think this is going to be become my favorite post. It may be reposted on other just shmooze threads at different times. ;)

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #582 on: September 04, 2014, 11:47:17 PM »
Yes can we just go back to talking about Jewish boys who tell dirty jokes

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #583 on: September 04, 2014, 11:51:02 PM »
I still need to get back to chalav akum for Freddie;D
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #584 on: September 05, 2014, 02:21:43 AM »
I still need to get back to chalav akum for Freddie;D

Sh'koyaaaaaach.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #585 on: September 05, 2014, 03:57:29 AM »
Yes can we just go back to talking about Jewish boys who tell dirty jokes
Please, at least his stuff was entertaining.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #586 on: September 10, 2014, 02:24:52 PM »
In which Torah exactly did you find that a zona gets skila? You gotta love these people who don't even start to know halacha are here playing holier than thou and paskening on other people's lives when they can't even quote a posuk in the torah right, "L'maan yilmadu Veyirau"? seriously?
On Shabbos we lained it - Parshas Ki Setzei -
 ואם אמת היה הדבר הזה, לא נמצאו בתולים לנער(ה), והוציאו את הנער(ה) אל פתח בית אביה וסקלוה אנשי עירה באבנים ומתה, כי עשתה נבלה בישראל, לזנות בית אביה

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #587 on: September 10, 2014, 03:10:06 PM »
On Shabbos we lained it - Parshas Ki Setzei -
 ואם אמת היה הדבר הזה, לא נמצאו בתולים לנער(ה), והוציאו את הנער(ה) אל פתח בית אביה וסקלוה אנשי עירה באבנים ומתה, כי עשתה נבלה בישראל, לזנות בית אביה

Sorry but  a Naara Hameorasa is not what we consider a Zona

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #588 on: September 10, 2014, 03:23:28 PM »
Sorry but  a Naara Hameorasa is not what we consider a Zona
My original point wasn't a Halachic statement about a zonah, it was a point about what does the girl gain by stoning her after she was mezaneh.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #589 on: September 16, 2014, 12:45:47 PM »
Will Matt franco beat last weeks trick on tonight's finale?
If you are into magicians, you got to see the trick.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #590 on: September 16, 2014, 01:17:59 PM »
Will Matt franco beat last weeks trick on tonight's finale?
If you are into magicians, you got to see the trick.
link?
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #591 on: September 16, 2014, 01:21:38 PM »

Will Matt franco beat last weeks trick on tonight's finale?
If you are into magicians, you got to see the trick.
AGT wants a magician to win so badly. The producers will do (and have been doing)whatever is in their powers to give Franco a leg up.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #592 on: September 16, 2014, 01:24:15 PM »
Will Matt franco beat last weeks trick on tonight's finale?
If you are into magicians, you got to see the trick.
Is there any part of that trick you would like me to teach you

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #593 on: September 16, 2014, 01:39:26 PM »
I understand he put ringer in seat prior to show, when he stabbed seat, how did he get phone stuffed into seat?

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #595 on: September 16, 2014, 01:43:02 PM »
I understand he put ringer in seat prior to show, when he stabbed seat, how did he get phone stuffed into seat?
Btw that's not his newest trick

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #596 on: September 16, 2014, 01:45:14 PM »
Btw that's not his newest trick
IMO the iphone was better than the last trick
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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #597 on: September 16, 2014, 01:53:24 PM »

I understand he put ringer in seat prior to show, when he stabbed seat, how did he get phone stuffed into seat?
the seat was planted, no way radio city would let him rip up their seat like that. There probably was a hole on bottom and he slipped it through there.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #598 on: September 16, 2014, 01:54:07 PM »

IMO the iphone was better than the last trick
+1 yeah, the last one was an old trick I've seen plenty of times.

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Re: Jewish Boy Tells Dirty Jokes On Americas got Talant
« Reply #599 on: September 16, 2014, 02:31:50 PM »
Is there any part of that trick you would like me to teach you
Go ahead I'm stumped