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You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« on: July 02, 2014, 09:15:15 PM »
...your thermostat shows higher than your IQ
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2014, 09:23:34 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 09:15:15 PM
...your thermostat shows higher than your IQ
I don't even get the title...

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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2014, 09:25:10 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 02, 2014, 09:23:34 PM
I don't even get the title...
Then you might not be one. A person can be a kollel yungerman, or a kollel wife. Either way they are half of a kollel couple...
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2014, 09:26:52 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 09:25:10 PM
Then you might not be one. A person can be a kollel yungerman, or a kollel wife. Either way they are half of a kollel couple...
Soooo confusing, and yes I am in Kollel! :D (Your husbands my Chavrusa :P )
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2014, 09:28:09 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 02, 2014, 09:26:52 PM
Soooo confusing, and yes I am in Kollel! :D (Your husbands my Chavrusa :P )
nu uh. really?

So why are you on DDF during night seder?
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2014, 09:31:58 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 09:28:09 PM
nu uh. really?

So why are you on DDF during night seder?
JK! I start night seder 9:30.

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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2014, 10:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 02, 2014, 09:31:58 PM
JK! I start night seder 9:30.
gotcha!
I guess there's more than one kollel couple in NJ...
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2014, 10:31:58 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on July 02, 2014, 10:05:48 PM
gotcha!
I guess there's more than one kollel couple in NJ...
Your husband shouldn't be by night seder anyways during Shana Reshona...

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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2014, 11:07:52 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 02, 2014, 10:31:58 PM
Your husband shouldn't be by night seder anyways during Shana Reshona...
... If you use "by" instead of "at". :P
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2014, 11:14:05 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 02, 2014, 09:31:58 PM
JK! I start night seder 9:30.

Since when is smoking Hookah part of Kolel? Hahaha
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2014, 11:20:31 PM »

Quote from: lfas25 on July 02, 2014, 11:14:05 PM
Since when is smoking Hookah part of Kolel? Hahaha
???
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2014, 11:31:47 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 02, 2014, 10:31:58 PM
Your husband shouldn't be by night seder anyways during Shana Reshona...

Do your rebbeim really push this?
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2014, 11:36:15 PM »
Quote from: 12HRS on July 02, 2014, 11:31:47 PM
Do your rebbeim really push this?
Push staying home? Mine? Yes.

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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2014, 11:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 02, 2014, 11:36:15 PM
Push staying home? Mine? Yes.
it's known from the "chazan ish" that he used to tell that to shune reshoina yingerleit
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2014, 11:55:40 PM »

Quote from: AnonymousUser on July 02, 2014, 11:07:52 PM
... If you use "by" instead of "at". :P
Lol!
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2014, 12:00:31 AM »
Quote from: AnonymousUser on July 02, 2014, 11:07:52 PM
... If you use "by" instead of "at". :P
do they also say "taking a haircut?"
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2014, 12:04:04 AM »
Quote from: ah on July 03, 2014, 12:00:31 AM
do they also say "taking a haircut?"
Instead of???

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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2014, 12:06:40 AM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 03, 2014, 12:04:04 AM
Instead of???
it's GETTING a haircut!! you take a shower, not a haircut! lol
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2014, 12:09:03 AM »
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Re: You might be half of a kollel couple if...
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2014, 12:14:51 AM »
Quote from: thaber on July 03, 2014, 12:09:03 AM
Not so pashut http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/3768/difference-between-get-and-take
lol i knew there must be a reason for this ongoing machlokes and I'm not "right" per se...it could possibly also be having a haircut...for some reason taking has always sounded so wrong to me in this context
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