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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2014, 11:34:46 AM »
My 3 year old daughter was crying yesterday (tisha b'av) because the bais hamikdash was broken and she wanted me to fix it.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2014, 11:41:11 AM »
What's this?
Cash
What is that?
You use it to buy things
Like a Credit card?
Yes.
Where, IN IT? like inside it? It's too thin!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2014, 12:23:05 PM »
Can people post the age of the kid as well please? :)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2014, 12:24:50 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2014, 12:33:31 PM »
Not mine, but cute nonetheless


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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2014, 11:46:07 PM »
It wasn't from my kid but still appropriately belongs here.
Friend: You know my Brother-In-Law went to LA this summer?
Me: Really? Cool!
Friend: Yeh, he got cheap tickets on Craigslist
Me: You sure it was Craigslist
Friend: Some type of site like that, maybe DansDeals?
Me: Sounds more like it!

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2014, 11:48:56 PM »

It wasn't from my kid but still appropriately belongs here.
Friend: You know my Brother-In-Law went to LA this summer?
Me: Really? Cool!
Friend: Yeh, he got cheap tickets on Craigslist
Me: You sure it was Craigslist
Friend: Some type of site like that, maybe DansDeals?
Me: Sounds more like it!
how old was this kid?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2014, 11:50:39 PM »

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2014, 11:51:53 PM »
Daisy (duck) pull down your shirt your not tznius

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2014, 01:13:17 AM »
From a cholov stam eating family
Dad: why are you eating that ice cream? Aren't you fleishigs?
kid: but it's cholov Israel

Similarly: (we lived in some locales at some point with out an Eruv, so when visiting family where there was an Eruv carrying was a novelty)
Dad: why are you tearing? It's shabbos!
Kid: but there's an Eruv.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2014, 01:11:07 PM »
"I need a cane! I got a boo-boo on my foot."

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2014, 01:25:25 PM »
My dd (2.5) keeps telling me she wants to go to the "hopital". When I tell her that only people with very big boo boos go she keeps insisting that her scrapes and mosquito bites ARE big boo boos :)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2014, 01:27:47 PM »
Remember last year you told me you're going to give me a dollar?
No!

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2014, 03:14:23 PM »
4 Y/O niece was walking with my mother (her grandma)
niece: I like your fur top can I get when I become a mommy?
grandma: iyh will see then
niece: without hesitation she says actually forget it when u r going to be nifter ill take anyway :o
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2014, 04:16:57 PM »
From a cholov stam eating family
Dad: why are you eating that ice cream? Aren't you fleishigs?
kid: but it's cholov Israel

Similarly: (we lived in some locales at some point with out an Eruv, so when visiting family where there was an Eruv carrying was a novelty)
Dad: why are you tearing? It's shabbos!
Kid: but there's an Eruv.
Reminds me of my kid a few months ago:
Kid: "Ta, why's the light on in your room?"
Ta: "I by mistake turned it on, now I can't close it cause it's shabbos"
Kid: why don't you just put up an Eiruv"
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