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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #240 on: October 22, 2015, 09:03:56 PM »
Quote from: benjie1305 on October 22, 2015, 08:58:33 PM

hahahahahhahah! amazing!
Little do they know they're already booked in UA J to LAX to in January ;)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #241 on: October 22, 2015, 09:18:01 PM »
Quote from: coralsnake on October 22, 2015, 09:03:56 PM
Little do they know they're already booked in UA J to LAX to in January ;)

I hear the hotel is also not too shabby ;)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #242 on: October 26, 2015, 05:37:49 PM »
My daughter came home from nursery and proclaimed that a lady came to her school today to check all the girls' hair for nuts.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #243 on: October 26, 2015, 05:44:11 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on October 26, 2015, 05:37:49 PM
My daughter came home from nursery and proclaimed that a lady came to her school today to check all the girls' hair for nuts.
Maybe the squirrel got in..  :D

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #244 on: October 26, 2015, 05:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Something Fishy on October 26, 2015, 05:37:49 PM
My daughter came home from nursery and proclaimed that a lady came to her school today to check all the girls' hair for nuts.
I've heard of the lady who comes to school to knit your hair.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #245 on: October 26, 2015, 06:25:40 PM »
3yr old daughter: Daddy you're a grown up, grown ups dont play with toys.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #246 on: October 26, 2015, 10:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Sport on October 26, 2015, 06:25:40 PM
3yr old daughter: Daddy you're a grown up, grown ups dont play with toys.
She's right. Put away the toys, and get back to DDF!

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #247 on: October 27, 2015, 11:33:30 AM »
Quote from: Sport on October 26, 2015, 06:25:40 PM
3yr old daughter: Daddy you're a grown up, grown ups dont play with toys.

how wrong she is  8)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #248 on: October 27, 2015, 11:38:59 AM »
Quote from: stbaum on October 27, 2015, 11:33:30 AM
how wrong she is  8)
About the toys, or about being grown up?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #249 on: October 27, 2015, 12:18:12 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on October 27, 2015, 11:38:59 AM
About the toys, or about being grown up?
Touché Rupert, touché
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #250 on: October 27, 2015, 06:58:56 PM »
DW to 5 YO: how do you know that
5 YO: because I'm a genius
DW: really, when did that happen
5 YO: yesterday
(Yes I have my hands full)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #251 on: December 01, 2015, 10:46:47 AM »
Wife pays the cleaning lady.
Daughter (4) says, "Why are you giving her money?"
"Because she helped us clean the house."
"So, you can give her a sticker. Or you can give her the helping crown like my morah gives girls who help."
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #252 on: December 01, 2015, 10:49:49 AM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on December 01, 2015, 10:46:47 AM
Wife pays the cleaning lady.
Daughter (4) says, "Why are you giving her money?"
"Because she helped us clean the house."
"So, you can give her a sticker. Or you can give her the helping crown like my morah gives girls who help."
Let us know what happens when you try it :)

She may be on to something here.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #253 on: December 01, 2015, 10:52:14 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on December 01, 2015, 10:49:49 AM
Let us know what happens when you try it :)

She may be on to something here.

We're making a chart.
 
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #254 on: December 04, 2015, 02:26:02 AM »
3 y/o : my Morah says everybody's totty lights menorah with oil, I told morah my totty lights with matches
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #255 on: December 04, 2015, 09:22:11 AM »
Quote from: Yehuda57 on December 01, 2015, 10:52:14 AM
We're making a chart.
 
Lol.

Quote from: kracked dude on December 04, 2015, 02:26:02 AM
3 y/o : my Morah says everybody's totty lights menorah with oil, I told morah my totty lights with matches
Little genius you got :)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #256 on: December 04, 2015, 10:10:00 AM »
Quote from: kracked dude on December 04, 2015, 02:26:02 AM
3 y/o : my Morah says everybody's totty lights menorah with oil, I told morah my totty lights with matches
Along the same lines:
Morah said we're going to make a bracha on a tree. ( In Nissan).  But we just looked at it.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #257 on: December 04, 2015, 12:36:54 PM »
My 2 y/o Moishy came home with some goodies from playgroup and my older Tzvi (4.5 y/o) wanted some but Moishy didn't want to give him.

Tzvi started crying: hey, I wanna have a mitzvah and share but Moishy doesn't give me anything...
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #258 on: December 08, 2015, 07:43:15 AM »
My brother and sister inlaw were talking in Hebrew so their 2 year old son wouldn't understand when they finished he said "amen"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #259 on: December 08, 2015, 07:54:30 AM »
Quote from: elit on December 08, 2015, 07:43:15 AM
My brother and sister inlaw were talking in Hebrew so their 2 year old son wouldn't understand when they finished he said "amen"

Thats hilarious
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