Author Topic: Stuff Your Kid Tells You (Read 148285 times)

whYME · « **Reply #260 on:** December 08, 2015, 02:13:29 PM »

My SIL was shopping with my nephew and he asked why they stopped buying peaches (or some other fruit) so she told him about seasons etc. so he asked "Are rugelach in season?"

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #261 on:** December 08, 2015, 02:15:38 PM »

Quote from: whYME on December 08, 2015, 02:13:29 PM

My SIL was shopping with my nephew and he asked why they stopped buying peaches (or some other fruit) so she told him about seasons etc. so he asked "Are rugelach in season?"

Not Pesach time.

David Smith · « **Reply #262 on:** December 08, 2015, 02:24:19 PM »

Quote from: whYME on December 08, 2015, 02:13:29 PM

My SIL was shopping with my nephew and he asked why they stopped buying peaches (or some other fruit) so she told him about seasons etc. so he asked "Are rugelach in season?"

Nope, doughnuts are.

username · « **Reply #263 on:** December 08, 2015, 02:54:17 PM »

I thought Seasons carried everything

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #264 on:** December 08, 2015, 03:00:06 PM »

Someone in my family had a girl. One of her married children were explaining to her son that "bobby had a girl", he said "that's not true, bobbies don't have babies. You should send a note to my rebbe cuz he's old and he also has to know that bobbies can have babies"...

yitzy93 · « **Reply #265 on:** December 08, 2015, 05:38:50 PM »

4yr old cousin: I told my friends that my totty is a killing man.
Me: really?? Who did you tell them that he kills?
4yr old: He kills mosquitoes.

username · « **Reply #266 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on December 08, 2015, 03:00:06 PM

Someone in my family had a girl. One of her married children were explaining to her son that "bobby had a girl", he said "that's not true, bobbies don't have babies. You should send a note to my rebbe cuz he's old and he also has to know that bobbies can have babies"...

And the funny part is that the Rebbe is probably only 42

Venilla · « **Reply #267 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:59:08 PM »

I told my son that Zeidy will give Chankah gelt at the party. When he got the money he was all disappointed, that's not real Chanukah gelt, it doesn't have chocolate...

smiley face · « **Reply #268 on:** December 09, 2015, 12:10:50 AM »

My 2.5 year old daughter got $1 from her grandfather tonight, when we asked what she was going to do with it she said "put it in the bank"!

DMYD · « **Reply #269 on:** December 09, 2015, 12:44:21 AM »

Quote from: Venilla on December 08, 2015, 11:59:08 PM

I told my son that Zeidy will give Chankah gelt at the party. When he got the money he was all disappointed, that's not real Chanukah gelt, it doesn't have chocolate...

No kidding my daughter was all upset that it doesn't have chocolate. She tried peeling the quarter.

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #270 on:** December 09, 2015, 06:37:03 AM »

Quote from: Venilla on December 08, 2015, 11:59:08 PM

I told my son that Zeidy will give Chankah gelt at the party. When he got the money he was all disappointed, that's not real Chanukah gelt, it doesn't have chocolate...

+2

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #271 on:** December 09, 2015, 12:01:56 PM »

Quote from: Venilla on December 08, 2015, 11:59:08 PM

I told ~~my son~~ a DDFer that Zeidy will give Chankah gelt at the party. When he got the money he was all disappointed, that's not real Chanukah gelt, it doesn't have ~~chocolate~~ miles...

FTFY

churnbabychurn · « **Reply #272 on:** December 20, 2015, 07:54:19 PM »

Son 5 - Ma, I saw a bus today with leaves and a big red bow. It's for sure a girls bus.

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #273 on:** December 20, 2015, 07:56:26 PM »

Quote from: churnbabychurn on December 20, 2015, 07:54:19 PM

Son 5 - Ma, I saw a bus today with leaves and a big red bow. It's for sure a girls bus.

Was Santa female?

Achas Veachas · « **Reply #274 on:** December 20, 2015, 07:56:37 PM »

5 year old looking out the window and notices the rain stopped: Mommy, the rain is dead now?

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #275 on:** December 20, 2015, 07:58:52 PM »

Quote from: Achas Veachas on December 20, 2015, 07:56:37 PM

5 year old looking out the window and notices the rain stopped: Mommy, the rain is dead now?

Reminds me of what my niece once told my sister when she wanted to go out in the when it was raining, "mommy, turn off the rain

"...

GettingReady · « **Reply #276 on:** December 20, 2015, 08:27:14 PM »

Years ago....early reader.

3.6 years old:
Him: Upset. "We can't go in there. It's a bad place."
Mom: "What do you mean it's a bad place?"
Him: "They sell drugs"
Um, it's a drugstore.

Fast forward to 10 years old:
Reading in Proverbs
Him: "What's a harlot?"
Mom: explains and notices kid getting a highlighter and marking passage.
Mom: "Why are you highlighting it?"
Him: "For future reference."

Same age, audited college class:
Interview question with adults : "Will it bother you to be with older people?"
Him: puzzled expression, "No, I live with older people."

David Smith · « **Reply #277 on:** December 20, 2015, 08:29:05 PM »

Quote from: GettingReady on December 20, 2015, 08:27:14 PM

Fast forward to 10 years old:
Reading in Proverbs
Him: "What's a harlot?"
Mom: explains and notices kid getting a highlighter and marking passage.
Mom: "Why are you highlighting it?"
Him: "For future reference."

How did mom explain that one?

GettingReady · « **Reply #278 on:** December 20, 2015, 08:35:49 PM »

Lol. I don't even remember, but I always answered questions truthfully and it must have been significant enough that he felt he needed to remember it when he was older. It's a wonder I survived that kid.

David Smith · « **Reply #279 on:** December 20, 2015, 08:39:21 PM »

Quote from: GettingReady on December 20, 2015, 08:35:49 PM

Lol. I don't even remember, but I always answered questions truthfully and it must have been significant enough that he felt he needed to remember it when he was older. It's a wonder I survived that kid.

A high vocabulary can come in handy for those questions.