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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #280 on: December 20, 2015, 10:25:34 PM »
When we flew back from Vancouver in coach after flying in on Cathay F. He was 3 years old:
Dw: Soon it will be nighttime and we are going to all try and fall asleep.
Son: That's silly there are no beds.
Dw: Not all planes have beds.
Son: How can we go to sleep with no beds.

Some high roller I've got there.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #281 on: December 22, 2015, 06:50:31 PM »
Exchange was in Yiddish, so excuse the translation:

My 3 year old doing something wrong
DW: I'm not happy
3yo: Today you're not suppose to be happy anyway...
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #282 on: December 22, 2015, 06:54:55 PM »
Quote from: Joe4007 on December 22, 2015, 06:50:31 PM
Exchange was in Yiddish, so excuse the translation:

My 3 year old doing something wrong
DW: I'm not happy
3yo: Today you're not suppose to be happy anyway...

Lol.

Now I'd love it in Yiddish too.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #283 on: December 22, 2015, 06:59:31 PM »
Quote from: benjie1305 on December 22, 2015, 06:54:55 PM
Lol.

Now I'd love it in Yiddish too.
DW: מאמי איז נישט פרײלעך
3yo: היינט דארף מען נישט זײן פרײלעך
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #284 on: March 27, 2016, 06:30:01 PM »
I'm sorry if you're taking American home you might be stuck over night because their planes break down.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #285 on: March 27, 2016, 07:02:46 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on March 27, 2016, 06:30:01 PM
I'm sorry if you're taking American home you might be stuck over night because their planes break down.
Your kid talks already?  :o
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #286 on: March 27, 2016, 07:03:59 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on March 27, 2016, 06:30:01 PM
I'm sorry if you're taking American home you might be stuck over night because their planes break down.

Thank you for bumping this thread it is my favorite!!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #287 on: March 27, 2016, 07:41:40 PM »
Quote from: CS91 on March 27, 2016, 07:02:46 PM
Your kid talks already?  :o
Lol, it was Rafi of course... After the London incident he is not an AA fan.

Quote from: ADG on March 27, 2016, 07:03:59 PM
Thank you for bumping this thread it is my favorite!!
Mine too :)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #288 on: March 27, 2016, 07:47:17 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on March 27, 2016, 07:41:40 PM
Lol, it was Rafi of course... After the London incident he is not an AA fan.
You of all people should be posting in the right thread. Last time I checked, the title of this thread wasn't "Stuff your nephew tells you."  :P
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #289 on: March 27, 2016, 08:01:20 PM »
Nah, read through the thread...
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #290 on: April 20, 2016, 12:10:35 AM »
4 YO daughter comes home from school: "Is afikoman a matzo ?"
ME: Yes
4 YO: I thought its a present!!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #291 on: April 20, 2016, 07:29:26 AM »
4 year old daughter: "Daddy lets take a vote, do you know what a vote is?"
Me "I think so"
4 yr old: " its when you raise your hand for what you want and whichever most kids raise their hands for thats what we do"
Me: "ok"
4 yr old "ok, so after I get in pjs we're going to vote if we should go to bed or play"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #292 on: April 20, 2016, 07:51:05 PM »
Quote from: TimT on April 20, 2016, 12:10:35 AM
4 YO daughter comes home from school: "Is afikoman a matzo ?"
ME: Yes
4 YO: I thought its a present!!
ALOL
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #293 on: April 21, 2016, 03:51:45 PM »
My 3 year old son has been wearing sleepers for pjs the whole winter and when we put on a shirt and pants pjs now that it warmed up he starts crying that the pjs are broken
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #294 on: April 21, 2016, 04:26:09 PM »
Quote from: ben89 on April 21, 2016, 03:51:45 PM
My 3 year old son has been wearing sleepers for pjs the whole winter and when we put on a shirt and pants pjs now that it warmed up he starts crying that the pjs are broken
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #295 on: April 26, 2016, 12:08:51 AM »
My 6 year old SIL after seeing my son's diaper being changed: " OHHHH!!! He has that kind of tushy!"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #296 on: April 26, 2016, 01:59:42 AM »
When my 5 year old was asked Shabbos morning if she wants PESACHDIG chulent, she asked, how is it PESACHDIG did Mommy kasher it or rubbed/wash it?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #297 on: April 26, 2016, 10:43:49 AM »
Quote from: SamKey on April 26, 2016, 12:08:51 AM
My 6 year old SIL after seeing my son's diaper being changed: " OHHHH!!! He has that kind of tushy!"
When my brother was in playgroup he came home one day and while he was sitting on the toilet he tells my mother "you know, another kid in my class has this"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #298 on: April 28, 2016, 12:54:26 AM »
Quote from: Mordyk on April 26, 2016, 10:43:49 AM
When my brother was in playgroup he came home one day and while he was sitting on the toilet he tells my mother "you know, another kid in my class has this"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #299 on: June 09, 2016, 12:05:33 AM »
Two of my wife's students were playing war(the card game). One had a king and one had a queen, and my wife told them that the king wins. One of them replied, but in my house my mother wins all the arguments so the queen should be stronger!
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