Stuff Your Kid Tells You

[grodnoking]

My son came home with this beauty:

"My morah said you have to take me on chol hamoed trip so I can say thank you!"

And I had a kid (a friend of a sibling) in my house tell us that we need to give him food first because hes a guest.

[grodnoking]

My son came home with this beauty:

"My morah said you have to take me on chol hamoed trip so I can say thank you!"

And I had a kid (a friend of a sibling) in my house tell us that we need to give him food first because hes a guest.

[username]

"Did it ever happen that a VP candidate killed his running mate?"

10 yr old.

[coralsnake]

"Did it ever happen that a VP candidate killed his running mate?"

10 yr old.

Not his running mate but there are two times I can think of that a sitting VP shot someone:

1) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burr%E2%80%93Hamilton_duel

2) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_incident

[akivak]

3 year old boy: right matza comes from giraffes?
couldnt figure out for a second what he meant

is he color blind?

[Mordyk]

is he color blind?

Really now?? You cant see the resemblance?

[grodnoking]

is he color blind?

Kids dont need to be color blind think that. They have great imaginations.

[stbaum]

Reminds me of something my 5 yr old said recently
Her: abba said I can
Me: no, mommy and abba both said you can't. What makes you think abba would say you could?
Her: my 'manigation'!

[ben89]

Kids dont need to be color blind think that. They have great imaginations.

exactly

[TimT]

My wife: I read that siblings can fight as much as 8 times per hour.
My 4yo daughter: For suuure, even 10 times.

[ben89]

My 3 year old asked if I got chocolate and salmon rugalach from the store

[username]

almond?

[ben89]

almond?

nope. salmon=cinnamon

[churnbabychurn]

Why do we sleep with our heads on the pillow?. It should be our feet because they work much harder all day.

#deep

[grodnoking]

Why do we sleep with our heads on the pillow?. It should be our feet because they work much harder all day.

#deep

I sleep with my feet propped up sometimes.

[coralsnake]

Why do we sleep with our heads on the pillow?. It should be our feet because they work much harder all day.

#deep

My head works much harder than my feet on most days.

[churnbabychurn]

My head works much harder than my feet on most days.

My feet rest all day long! What do kids know..

[12HRS]

My feet rest all day long! What do kids know..

They didn't ask you for a reason

[Work-for-ur-muny]

My feet rest all day long! What do kids know..

And precisely that is the reason why you sleep with your head on the pillow, huh?

[ADG]

20 month old: nice shirt mommy ... ROFTL