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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2014, 01:34:02 PM »
My 5 year old nephew set up a lemonade stand outside the house.

At the end of the day his mother asked him how much he made. He replied "I don't ask you about your business, you shouldn't ask me about mine"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2014, 01:38:03 PM »
My 5 year old nephew set up a lemonade stand outside the house.

At the end of the day his mother asked him how much he made. He replied "I don't ask you about your business, you shouldn't ask me about mine"

Most likely he's running at a deficit.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2014, 01:40:01 PM »
Most likely he's running at a deficit.
Impossible, as he has 0 overhead
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2014, 01:40:24 PM »
Most likely he's running at a deficit.
Or he sold all his lemonade. To you and your spouse. Who probably sponsored the supplies in the first place.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2014, 01:41:31 PM »
Impossible, as he has 0 overhead
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2014, 01:45:23 PM »
4 Y/O niece was walking with my mother (her grandma)
niece: I like your fur top can I get when I become a mommy?
grandma: iyh will see then
niece: without hesitation she says actually forget it when u r going to be nifter ill take anyway :o
Reminds me of my nephew's super morbid phase. My wife was driving him somewhere for my sister, and he asks where his mother (my sister) is. My wife answers him (don't remember where exactly), he pauses, and says, "Maybe she's dead."

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2014, 01:48:12 PM »
Reminds me of my nephew's super morbid phase. My wife was driving him somewhere for my sister, and he asks where his mother (my sister) is. My wife answers him (don't remember where exactly), he pauses, and says, "Maybe she's dead."
I was once staying at someone and the girl (3-4yo) asks her father Tatty how old will you be in 5 years? he answers and she keeps asking in 10 years in 20 years etc. At one point he answer 120 and she smiles and says "No, you'll be dead".

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2014, 01:50:29 PM »
Man, I hope Rafi doesn't know about death for many years.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2014, 02:35:42 PM »
Man, I hope Rafi doesn't know about death for many years.

as soon as he sees the lion king he will know about death
or if his pet fish dies (if he has one)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2014, 04:49:36 PM »
I was once staying at someone and the girl (3-4yo) asks her father Tatty how old will you be in 5 years? he answers and she keeps asking in 10 years in 20 years etc. At one point he answer 120 and she smiles and says "No, you'll be dead".
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2014, 05:14:36 PM »
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit.

Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2014, 07:44:51 PM »
My 3yo went with my with my wife to target today. He ran straight for the toys, and my wife had to schlep him away to the clothes. He told her "Mommy I don't want to go to the laundry"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2014, 08:19:11 PM »
Every night when my kid (2yo) is in PJs my wife tells him he can bring one book for her to read to him before he goes to bed, in the past he tried getting around it by bringing 2 books but lately my wife started getting stricter and only reading one of the books. Tady he came up with a new trick, he brought up the heaviest Sefer he could carry up the stairs, my Yoreh De'ah...

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2014, 08:25:56 PM »
Every night when my kid (2yo) is in PJs my wife tells him he can bring one book for her to read to him before he goes to bed, in the past he tried getting around it by bringing 2 books but lately my wife started getting stricter and only reading one of the books. Tady he came up with a new trick, he brought up the heaviest Sefer he could carry up the stairs, my Yoreh De'ah...
and...? :P
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2014, 08:28:04 PM »
and...? :P
He's almost ready to get tested on Bosor B'cholov already... :P

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2014, 01:12:25 AM »
Every night when my kid (2yo) is in PJs my wife tells him he can bring one book for her to read to him before he goes to bed, in the past he tried getting around it by bringing 2 books but lately my wife started getting stricter and only reading one of the books. Tady he came up with a new trick, he brought up the heaviest Sefer he could carry up the stairs, my Yoreh De'ah...
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2014, 02:05:24 PM »
6 year old : Mmnfdv mmnnsaffs mmnbbvnn

Me: What? I dont understand you.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2014, 02:06:52 PM »
6 year old : Mmnfdv mmnnsaffs mmnbbvnn

Me: What? I dont understand you.

6 year old: I'm talking in script.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2014, 02:37:31 PM »
Rebbi, my mommy went to the doctor, and we are going to have a baby.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2014, 02:41:04 PM »
Morah: where are you going for yom tov?
Kid: for the first days we're going to my parents, and for the second days we're going to my inlaws
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