« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 [38]   Go Down

Author Topic: Stuff Your Kid Tells You  (Read 229028 times)

Online notyettaken

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite
  • ****
  • Join Date: Aug 2022
  • Posts: 303
  • Total likes: 432
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
  • Location: home
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #740 on: April 21, 2025, 10:27:38 PM »
Quote from: yfr bachur on April 21, 2025, 09:36:39 AM
What would have made you think that?  ;D

Yes.

because you like marmite
Logged

Online yungermanchik

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Nov 2018
  • Posts: 3210
  • Total likes: 2760
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
  • Location: Previous Signatures: If you chapped hana'ah from a post, like it; You think you know the answers and things are the way they seem.. it just ain't so -The Rebbe from Lublin-
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #741 on: April 22, 2025, 10:36:36 AM »
On a walk on Y"T, when we saw a cat, I asked my 7yo:
Do you think that that might be the cat from Chad Gadya?
7yo: no, can't be
Me: why not?
7yo: there's no bite marks from the dog!
Logged
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

Offline mevinyavin

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Sep 2022
  • Posts: 3553
  • Total likes: 4541
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 5
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
    • Laptop help/deal request template
  • Location: Yerushalayim
  • Programs: Windows 10 and 11 Home, Word/Excel/Publisher 2021, Wordweb, McGill English Dictionary of Rhyme, VLC, Torat Emet, 7-Zip, Lightshot, Calibre, FDM, FreeFileSync, Teracopy, Handbrake, Lightshot
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #742 on: April 22, 2025, 01:59:00 PM »
Quote from: yfr bachur on April 21, 2025, 08:58:15 AM
Erev Pesach Morning:
5YO: I wanna Lechem with cream cheese an Marmite!
Isru Chag Morning:
5YO: I wanna Lechem with cream cheese an Marmite!
Erev Pesach Morning:
4YO: I want matzah with mayonnaise!
Isru Chag Morning:
4YO: I want matzah with mayonnaise!
Logged
Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

Offline HudZ

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2019
  • Posts: 2163
  • Total likes: 1838
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 4
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Beis Medrash
  • Programs: Torah
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #743 on: April 22, 2025, 02:04:31 PM »
Quote from: mevinyavin on April 22, 2025, 01:59:00 PM
Erev Pesach Morning:
4YO: I want matzah with mayonnaise!
Isru Chag Morning:
4YO: I want matzah with mayonnaise!

What's mayonnaise?  :P
Logged
If you do what's right, Hashem will do what's left!

Offline mevinyavin

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Sep 2022
  • Posts: 3553
  • Total likes: 4541
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 5
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
    • Laptop help/deal request template
  • Location: Yerushalayim
  • Programs: Windows 10 and 11 Home, Word/Excel/Publisher 2021, Wordweb, McGill English Dictionary of Rhyme, VLC, Torat Emet, 7-Zip, Lightshot, Calibre, FDM, FreeFileSync, Teracopy, Handbrake, Lightshot
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #744 on: April 22, 2025, 02:05:43 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 22, 2025, 02:04:31 PM
What's mayonnaise?  :P
No idea, but my mother says it is very unhealthy.
Logged
Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

Online yungermanchik

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Nov 2018
  • Posts: 3210
  • Total likes: 2760
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
  • Location: Previous Signatures: If you chapped hana'ah from a post, like it; You think you know the answers and things are the way they seem.. it just ain't so -The Rebbe from Lublin-
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #745 on: April 22, 2025, 02:05:52 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 22, 2025, 02:04:31 PM
What's mayonnaise?  :P
The long form version of mayo  ;D
Logged
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

Offline etech0

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 13696
  • Total likes: 4436
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: not lakewood
  • Programs: DDF
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #746 on: April 22, 2025, 02:06:00 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 22, 2025, 02:04:31 PM
What's mayonnaise?  :P
Similar to marmite but tastes better
Logged
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

Offline yfr bachur

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Sep 2018
  • Posts: 2648
  • Total likes: 3038
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Yerusholayim -> נחליאל
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #747 on: April 22, 2025, 02:09:21 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on April 22, 2025, 02:06:00 PM
Similar to marmite but tastes better
thats this one
Logged

Offline etech0

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 10K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 13696
  • Total likes: 4436
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: not lakewood
  • Programs: DDF
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #748 on: April 22, 2025, 02:09:48 PM »
Quote from: yfr bachur on April 22, 2025, 02:09:21 PM
thats this one

Similar to toothpaste, but tastes better?
Logged
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

Offline yfr bachur

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Sep 2018
  • Posts: 2648
  • Total likes: 3038
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Yerusholayim -> נחליאל
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #749 on: April 22, 2025, 02:13:21 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on April 22, 2025, 02:09:48 PM
Similar to toothpaste, but tastes better?
OK, this one:

Just no idea if its kosher, and take no responsibility for breakage during shipping  ;D

(the tube one comes with some sort of hechsher)
« Last Edit: April 22, 2025, 02:17:23 PM by yfr bachur »
Logged

Offline mevinyavin

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Sep 2022
  • Posts: 3553
  • Total likes: 4541
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 5
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
    • Laptop help/deal request template
  • Location: Yerushalayim
  • Programs: Windows 10 and 11 Home, Word/Excel/Publisher 2021, Wordweb, McGill English Dictionary of Rhyme, VLC, Torat Emet, 7-Zip, Lightshot, Calibre, FDM, FreeFileSync, Teracopy, Handbrake, Lightshot
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #750 on: April 22, 2025, 02:14:36 PM »
Logged
Quote from: ExGingi
Echo chambers are boring and don't contribute much to deeper thinking and understanding!

Online aygart

  • Dansdeals Lifetime 20K Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: May 2008
  • Posts: 20327
  • Total likes: 17510
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
    • Lower Watt Energy Brokers
  • Programs: www.lowerwatt.com
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #751 on: April 22, 2025, 02:27:15 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on April 22, 2025, 02:09:48 PM
Similar to toothpaste, but tastes better?

Like the rest of England?
Logged
Feelings don't care about your facts

Online Euclid

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jun 2010
  • Posts: 5549
  • Total likes: 7402
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 6
    • View Profile
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #752 on: April 22, 2025, 02:32:00 PM »
Quote from: aygart on April 22, 2025, 02:27:15 PM
Like the rest of England?
Pretty sure the concept of tooth care doesn't exist in the UK
Logged

Offline yfr bachur

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Sep 2018
  • Posts: 2648
  • Total likes: 3038
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Yerusholayim -> נחליאל
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #753 on: April 22, 2025, 02:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Euclid on April 22, 2025, 02:32:00 PM
Pretty sure the concept of tooth care doesn't exist in the UK
when you brush your teeth with mayo, it cant be very good  ;D
Logged

Online ~King Lake~

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2019
  • Posts: 1475
  • Total likes: 1275
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
    • View Profile
  • Location: i wish israel
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #754 on: April 22, 2025, 03:10:28 PM »
Quote from: yfr bachur on April 22, 2025, 02:32:54 PM
when you brush your teeth with mayo, it cant be very good  ;D
Nah, this one is for the teeth
Logged

Offline yfr bachur

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Sep 2018
  • Posts: 2648
  • Total likes: 3038
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Yerusholayim -> נחליאל
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #755 on: May 06, 2025, 09:35:16 AM »
inspired to post by this
Quote from: lover of truth on May 06, 2025, 07:44:32 AM
just curious do your kids ever say they want to move to america?

My wife is in Hatzolah.
I come home early one morning and my 5yo says to me "Mama went to a Mikre (call - literally occurance).
Heart sinks, bec there are no happy calls early in the morning that my wife will stop getting the kids ready for school for. Period.
2yo "I don't want that mama should go to Amerika, I don't like Amerika, when she coming back?"
Logged

Online yungermanchik

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Nov 2018
  • Posts: 3210
  • Total likes: 2760
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
  • Location: Previous Signatures: If you chapped hana'ah from a post, like it; You think you know the answers and things are the way they seem.. it just ain't so -The Rebbe from Lublin-
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #756 on: May 06, 2025, 08:22:55 PM »
Another gem from my 3almost 4YO:

After her ear-tube surgery, we had a late breakfast. I decided to make something special for both of us, french toast.
As she's eating the french toast, she started chanting, "Tatty is the best, Tatty is the best".
Then she abruptly stopped and emphatically said, "NO!"
"ac-tu-al-ly" she continued slowly.
"HASHEM IS THE BEST!"

Logged
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.
Pages: 1 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 [38]   Go Up
« previous next »