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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #80 on: September 23, 2014, 04:39:56 PM »

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #81 on: September 23, 2014, 04:55:22 PM »
3 year olds don't need to hear how Achashverosh killed Vashti. That's just my opinion.
I would be happy if they didn't start teaching parsha to kids until they were a bit older and even though passing over certain concepts until they can be understood better.
Ok can we get back on track you guys sound like little kids :)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #82 on: September 23, 2014, 05:00:42 PM »
Ok can we get back on track you guys sound like little kids :)
Then we're on track!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #83 on: November 22, 2014, 08:34:55 PM »
Parsha question in my 3 year olds weekly newsletter (or whatever it's called) why couldn't יצחק see?
My son: he didn't eat carrots

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #84 on: November 22, 2014, 08:36:04 PM »
My son takes out a project from his nap sack and says "daddy look what morah made!"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #85 on: November 22, 2014, 08:36:28 PM »
My son takes out a project from his nap sack and says "daddy look what morah made!"
Lol. Great stuff!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #86 on: November 22, 2014, 09:29:01 PM »

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2015, 07:35:27 PM »
My 3 year old just went after supper and climbed up to the sink, took the dish soap, went to the toy room and started "washing" all of his toy dishes...

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2015, 08:08:43 PM »
My 3 year old just went after supper and climbed up to the sink, took the dish soap, went to the toy room and started "washing" all of his toy dishes...
Nice. ☺ The kids were really quiet one morning this week so My wife went to check what's happening she finds them sitting on the floor in the kitchen with cereal all over and my 3 year old is scribbling on a paper. My wife asked what he is doing and he responded he's writing a not-mitzvah note for my 2 year old bec he wasn't helping him clean up the cereal he (the 3 year old) spilled.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #89 on: January 21, 2015, 08:11:41 PM »
Nice. ☺ The kids were really quiet one morning this week....
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #92 on: February 13, 2015, 11:50:10 AM »

From back when it was warm and snowy: My 2 yo Floridian granddaughter was  happily playing with 'Bubby's snow'.  So glad I could make some for her. :D
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #93 on: February 15, 2015, 10:53:08 AM »
Wife just took my 3 year old to the doctor's office. While waiting for the doctor to come in she measured his height by the chart on the wall and said "wow you're so big, 3 feet already!". He looked down with a puzzled look and says "no, only 2...".

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #94 on: February 15, 2015, 01:10:04 PM »
My 10 year old brother was saying how lucky the creators of clash of clans are, "they can do anything that want, they can take as many gems as they want and in attack they can use whatever weapons they want they can even use 300 witches"

No mention of the millions that they made off the game.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #95 on: March 10, 2015, 03:41:14 PM »
My 3 year old just asked me to open a box of crayons, when I did it he says: Thanks Tatty, you're such a big helper...

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #96 on: March 10, 2015, 03:42:05 PM »
:)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2015, 03:42:43 PM »
My daughter watched me bring the dishes into the kitchen, turned to me and said "Papi, you're a good boy."
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #98 on: March 10, 2015, 04:10:14 PM »
me:come here you little shnook
my 2 year old starts crying hysterically
me: why are you crying sweety?!
her: I'm NOT a little shnook!!!! I'm a BIG shnook!

my four year old:Tatty...
me: yes?
her: when are you going to become a mommy?
me: never
her:oooh... so you are gonna turn into a kinderlach when i become a mommy!
me: umm.. not quite...

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #99 on: March 10, 2015, 04:11:31 PM »


my four year old:Tatty...
me: yes?
her: when are you going to become a mommy?
me: never
her:oooh... so you are gonna turn into a kinderlach when i become a mommy!
me: umm.. not quite...

??
Was this a daughter at least?
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