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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #90 on: January 21, 2015, 08:16:08 PM »

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #91 on: February 13, 2015, 11:19:35 AM »
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #92 on: February 13, 2015, 11:50:10 AM »

From back when it was warm and snowy: My 2 yo Floridian granddaughter was  happily playing with 'Bubby's snow'.  So glad I could make some for her. :D

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #93 on: February 15, 2015, 10:53:08 AM »
Wife just took my 3 year old to the doctor's office. While waiting for the doctor to come in she measured his height by the chart on the wall and said "wow you're so big, 3 feet already!". He looked down with a puzzled look and says "no, only 2...".
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #94 on: February 15, 2015, 01:10:04 PM »
My 10 year old brother was saying how lucky the creators of clash of clans are, "they can do anything that want, they can take as many gems as they want and in attack they can use whatever weapons they want they can even use 300 witches"

No mention of the millions that they made off the game.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #95 on: March 10, 2015, 03:41:14 PM »
My 3 year old just asked me to open a box of crayons, when I did it he says: Thanks Tatty, you're such a big helper...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #96 on: March 10, 2015, 03:42:05 PM »
:)
"Not all who wander are lost"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #97 on: March 10, 2015, 03:42:43 PM »
My daughter watched me bring the dishes into the kitchen, turned to me and said "Papi, you're a good boy."
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #98 on: March 10, 2015, 04:10:14 PM »
me:come here you little shnook
my 2 year old starts crying hysterically
me: why are you crying sweety?!
her: I'm NOT a little shnook!!!! I'm a BIG shnook!

my four year old:Tatty...
me: yes?
her: when are you going to become a mommy?
me: never
her:oooh... so you are gonna turn into a kinderlach when i become a mommy!
me: umm.. not quite...

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #99 on: March 10, 2015, 04:11:31 PM »


my four year old:Tatty...
me: yes?
her: when are you going to become a mommy?
me: never
her:oooh... so you are gonna turn into a kinderlach when i become a mommy!
me: umm.. not quite...

??
Was this a daughter at least?
^^^

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #100 on: March 10, 2015, 11:11:44 PM »
??
Was this a daughter at least?
Yup! I got me two cute lil' girls.

She is currently pretty confused about these things another brilliant moment we shared:
She saw a pic of my wife without a sheital and asked me why
me: oh, that was before mommy and tatty got married
her: i see... that was when mommy was your mother. (nodding knowingly)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #101 on: March 12, 2015, 10:16:59 PM »
My 3 year old to my wife today "Mommy, Im so mad at you. You gave me too many grapes and now I need to poop!"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #102 on: March 12, 2015, 10:41:35 PM »
My 3 year old niece saw her
 great grand mother that she hadn't seen in a while.
Niece: Whos grandmother is that?
My sister: yours that's savta!
Niece: i thought she died!
Good thing savta has real bad hearing😁

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #103 on: March 12, 2015, 10:48:26 PM »

My 3 year old niece saw her
 great grand mother that she hadn't seen in a while.
Niece: Whos grandmother is that?
My sister: yours that's savta!
Niece: i thought she died!
Good thing savta has real bad hearing
lol

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #104 on: March 13, 2015, 01:43:29 AM »
General question: At around what age do kids start talking? My son just turned 1 BH (I know that is early), and is continuously trying to talk and have conversation, but I can't wait for the day his talking evolves to actual words.