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« Reply #180 on: March 30, 2015, 10:53:26 AM »
I was filling out an application for my child, and in the Race or ethnicity field i wrote N/A.
My kid asked me "We're not Native American?!"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #181 on: March 30, 2015, 08:02:46 PM »
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #182 on: March 30, 2015, 08:29:23 PM »
Not the reaction you'd expect from a kid finding out she's becoming a big sister...


How come it won't allow me to watch this video

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #183 on: April 02, 2015, 05:40:18 PM »
Driving in the car together and all of the sudden Mendel starts yelling and crying. We look back and can't tell why.
Me: Chana Esther what did you do to Mendel.
CE. Nothing.
Me. So why is he crying.
CE. Because I didn't want him to touch my hand.
Me. So what did you do?
CE. Nothing.
Me. So why is he crying.
CE. Because I didn't want him to touch my hand.
Me. So what did you do?
CE. Nothing.
Me. Look at me in the eye. What did you do to mendel?
Ce. Nothing.
So Sarah tries. Same discussion over again.
Eventually ce says I really didn't do it.
Sarah. You really didn't do what.
CE. I really didn't bite his finger.

😱😱😂

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #184 on: April 02, 2015, 05:40:58 PM »
Message from my bro, mendel 1, ce 3

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #185 on: April 02, 2015, 08:08:40 PM »
My 2yo came downstairs with 2 of the pieces of bread and asked for peanut butter.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #186 on: April 02, 2015, 08:10:14 PM »
My 2yo came downstairs with 2 of the pieces of bread and asked for peanut butter.
That's so cute

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #187 on: April 05, 2015, 09:52:00 PM »
In Shul today my 3 year old son was looking through his Siddur identifying different letters.

Jr: This is a Zayin?

Me: Yes

Jr: Zayin is Z?

Me: Yes

Jr: Tatty says Zee and mommy* says Zed?

Now the whole Shul knows what we argue about at home... :P



*Originally from Canada.
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #188 on: April 05, 2015, 10:45:29 PM »
My SIL my gun shoots ice with fire inside!

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #189 on: April 14, 2015, 07:02:30 PM »
My 2.5 year old: Whoever is gonna touch my food while I'm in the bathroom is gonna get a slap

Me: It's not nice to say something like that

10 seconds later: Whoever is gonna touch my food while I'm in the bathroom is gonna get something

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #190 on: April 14, 2015, 07:16:11 PM »
My SIL my gun shoots ice with fire inside!
And him you take for a son in law?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #191 on: April 14, 2015, 08:03:48 PM »
I had my wisdom teeth removed so I told my 2 yo not to touch cuz there's blood. He peers inside and asks me "where are the the tzefardaya frogs?"
Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #192 on: April 15, 2015, 12:51:20 AM »
My 2.5 year old: Whoever is gonna touch my food while I'm in the bathroom is gonna get a slap

Me: It's not nice to say something like that

10 seconds later: Whoever is gonna touch my food while I'm in the bathroom is gonna get something

LOL!

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #193 on: April 16, 2015, 01:56:38 AM »
My 2 yo daughtrt says the clock w/o the 'L'. when she picked up my phone that was on sleep mode and said look clock my heart skipped a beat

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #194 on: April 16, 2015, 09:51:03 AM »
Took me a moment but hysterical! Just as an extra precaution mayb a password is advisable?
Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect.