Not the reaction you'd expect from a kid finding out she's becoming a big sister...
My 2yo came downstairs with 2 of the pieces of bread and asked for peanut butter.
My SIL my gun shoots ice with fire inside!
My 2.5 year old: Whoever is gonna touch my food while I'm in the bathroom is gonna get a slapMe: It's not nice to say something like that10 seconds later: Whoever is gonna touch my food while I'm in the bathroom is gonna get something
My 3 year old recently learned about Hechsherim and is at the stage where he's obsessed with finding the Hechsher on everything. Today he was watching my wife check lettuce when he asked "Ma, if a bug has an OU is it kosher? "
After the OU debacle earlier this week I'd say your kid's not that far off.