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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #300 on: June 09, 2016, 12:10:51 AM »
Two of my wife's students were playing war(the card game). One had a king and one had a queen, and my wife told them that the king wins. One of them replied, but in my house my mother wins all the arguments so the queen should be stronger!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #301 on: June 09, 2016, 12:20:23 AM »
Two of my wife's students were playing war(the card game). One had a king and one had a queen, and my wife told them that the king wins. One of them replied, but in my house my mother wins all the arguments so the queen should be stronger!
His mom ain't the queen, evidently.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #302 on: June 09, 2016, 02:47:52 PM »
His mom ain't the queen, evidently.
No, his parents' relationship is like in chess..

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #303 on: July 06, 2016, 11:20:10 PM »
After explaining the Grand Canyon, that water eats away at the rock: "So where did all the rock go?" ::)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #304 on: August 04, 2016, 08:40:20 PM »
Q: "Which Rosh Chodesh is it?"
A: "Rosh Chodesh Av"
Q: "Av (of) what"?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #305 on: August 04, 2016, 08:49:35 PM »
Q: "Which Rosh Chodesh is it?"
A: "Rosh Chodesh Av"
Q: "Av (of) what"?
Av course!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #306 on: August 04, 2016, 08:51:34 PM »

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #307 on: August 05, 2016, 12:00:16 AM »
Reminds me ov (of):
Why is it called Tisha b'ov?
Because we sit on the floor and the tish is above
(Sounds better when spoken then written)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #308 on: August 05, 2016, 11:06:10 AM »
Reminds me ov (of):
Why is it called Tisha b'ov?
Because we sit on the floor and the tish is above
(Sounds better when spoken then written)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #309 on: August 12, 2016, 07:24:34 PM »
4: Right twins are the same age and have the EXACT same shirt?
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #310 on: August 28, 2016, 10:25:27 AM »
My kids have been singing non-stop the new Shwekey song - We Are America
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #311 on: August 28, 2016, 10:31:05 AM »
My kids have been singing non-stop the new Shwekey song - We Are America
same here.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #312 on: August 28, 2016, 10:45:56 AM »
My kids have been singing non-stop the new Shwekey song - We Are America
LOL

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #313 on: August 28, 2016, 11:19:32 AM »
My kids have been singing non-stop the new Shwekey song - We Are America

DW says its like a disney song

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #314 on: August 31, 2016, 07:14:04 PM »
 do you have an STD for me?  :o (he meant an SD card)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #315 on: August 31, 2016, 07:39:31 PM »
do you have an STD for me?  :o (he meant an SD card)
And you said ??

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #316 on: August 31, 2016, 10:30:04 PM »
And you said ??
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"  ;D
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #317 on: August 31, 2016, 10:32:15 PM »
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"  ;D
That's better than "HELL NO"  :)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #318 on: August 31, 2016, 11:13:57 PM »
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"  ;D
"The Amazon box"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #319 on: September 01, 2016, 03:59:51 PM »
do you have an STD for me?  :o (he meant an SD card)
Age?