do you have an STD for me? (he meant an SD card)
And you said ??
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"
Some funny stuff http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fatherhood-parenting-tweets/?utm_source=hot&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=viralagain
Nice! My favorite:
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A collector comes to the door and my 2 yr old sees me writing a check and as I'm handing it over she pipes up "totty, are you giving him a mitzvah note"?
My 3 yr old: I'm gonna ask my morah to wipe me, then my neshama will be all clean