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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #315 on: August 31, 2016, 07:39:31 PM »
do you have an STD for me?  :o (he meant an SD card)
And you said ??

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #316 on: August 31, 2016, 10:30:04 PM »
And you said ??
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"  ;D
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #317 on: August 31, 2016, 10:32:15 PM »
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"  ;D
That's better than "HELL NO"  :)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #318 on: August 31, 2016, 11:13:57 PM »
"you probably mean an SD card. theres a new one in the amazon box. enjoy your trip!"  ;D
"The Amazon box"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #319 on: September 01, 2016, 03:59:51 PM »
do you have an STD for me?  :o (he meant an SD card)
Age?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #322 on: September 19, 2016, 10:02:50 PM »
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #323 on: September 19, 2016, 10:27:29 PM »
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #325 on: September 22, 2016, 12:23:29 AM »
A collector comes to the door and my 2 yr old sees me writing a check and as I'm handing it over she pipes up "totty, are you giving him a mitzvah note"?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #326 on: September 22, 2016, 12:37:38 AM »
A collector comes to the door and my 2 yr old sees me writing a check and as I'm handing it over she pipes up "totty, are you giving him a mitzvah note"?
The answer is, "Yes, indeed!"  :D

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #327 on: September 28, 2016, 08:49:44 AM »
My 3 yr old: I'm gonna ask my morah to wipe me, then my neshama will be all clean

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #328 on: September 28, 2016, 10:27:16 AM »
My 3 yr old: I'm gonna ask my morah to wipe me, then my neshama will be all clean

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #329 on: October 01, 2016, 11:07:17 PM »
3 year old boy: "next time when I'm a mommy, I'm going to...