Some funny stuff http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fatherhood-parenting-tweets/?utm_source=hot&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=viralagain
Nice! My favorite:
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A collector comes to the door and my 2 yr old sees me writing a check and as I'm handing it over she pipes up "totty, are you giving him a mitzvah note"?
My 3 yr old: I'm gonna ask my morah to wipe me, then my neshama will be all clean
I know this is probably the wrong thread but am looking for a parsha book for my son (almost 3 yrs old) and figured people on this forum might know of a few options. TIA
3 year old boy: right matza comes from giraffes? couldnt figure out for a second what he meant
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i think the color of matza and a giraffe are very similar