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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #322 on: September 19, 2016, 10:02:50 PM »
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #323 on: September 19, 2016, 10:27:29 PM »
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #324 on: September 20, 2016, 12:01:58 AM »
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #325 on: September 22, 2016, 12:23:29 AM »
A collector comes to the door and my 2 yr old sees me writing a check and as I'm handing it over she pipes up "totty, are you giving him a mitzvah note"?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #326 on: September 22, 2016, 12:37:38 AM »
A collector comes to the door and my 2 yr old sees me writing a check and as I'm handing it over she pipes up "totty, are you giving him a mitzvah note"?
The answer is, "Yes, indeed!"  :D

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #327 on: September 28, 2016, 08:49:44 AM »
My 3 yr old: I'm gonna ask my morah to wipe me, then my neshama will be all clean
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #328 on: September 28, 2016, 10:27:16 AM »
My 3 yr old: I'm gonna ask my morah to wipe me, then my neshama will be all clean

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #329 on: October 01, 2016, 11:07:17 PM »
3 year old boy: "next time when I'm a mommy, I'm going to...

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #330 on: October 01, 2016, 11:58:05 PM »
My 3 yr old: I'm gonna ask my morah to wipe me, then my neshama will be all clean
"wipe it? You mean like with a towel?" -H
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #331 on: October 04, 2016, 09:53:13 PM »
I know this is probably the wrong thread but am looking for a parsha book for my son (almost 3 yrs old) and figured people on this forum might know of a few options.  TIA

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #332 on: October 05, 2016, 12:28:49 AM »
3 yr old boy. At tashlich, "Totty why don't I see any aveiros in the water"?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #333 on: October 05, 2016, 09:30:49 AM »
I know this is probably the wrong thread but am looking for a parsha book for my son (almost 3 yrs old) and figured people on this forum might know of a few options.  TIA
Sefarim stores have a nice coloring book on the parsha. I don't know who makes it.  And it may not be enough for your purposes.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #334 on: October 06, 2016, 11:17:23 AM »
yesterday was i written in the siefer hachaim?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #335 on: October 14, 2016, 02:48:29 PM »
3 year old boy: right matza comes from giraffes?
couldnt figure out for a second what he meant

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #336 on: October 14, 2016, 02:52:30 PM »
3 year old boy: right matza comes from giraffes?
couldnt figure out for a second what he meant
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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #337 on: October 14, 2016, 03:00:42 PM »
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i think the color of matza and a giraffe are very similar

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #338 on: October 15, 2016, 11:54:17 PM »
i think the color of matza and a giraffe are very similar
Maybe in black and white???
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #339 on: October 19, 2016, 11:32:00 AM »
My son came home with this beauty:

"My morah said you have to take me on chol hamoed trip so I can say thank you!"
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