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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #360 on: December 18, 2016, 05:53:35 AM »
[9:05 PM, 12/15/2016]  Just got this message from zalmans teacher- BH it never happened :)                       
[9:05 PM, 12/15/2016]  I hear your car was in an accident. Glad everybody is ok!! Z had a good day today                       
[9:06 PM, 12/15/2016]  (Don't want to burst her bubble tho-Last week she told me she heard we moved homes 😂                       

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #361 on: December 18, 2016, 08:04:22 AM »
[9:05 PM, 12/15/2016]  Just got this message from zalmans teacher- BH it never happened :)                       
[9:05 PM, 12/15/2016]  I hear your car was in an accident. Glad everybody is ok!! Z had a good day today                       
[9:06 PM, 12/15/2016]  (Don't want to burst her bubble tho-Last week she told me she heard we moved homes 😂                       

Was there actually an accident that you didn't tell your wife about? ;-P

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #362 on: December 18, 2016, 08:15:40 AM »
Was there actually an accident that you didn't tell your wife about? ;-P
Or that your wife forgot to mention?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #363 on: December 18, 2016, 08:51:32 AM »
Was there actually an accident that you didn't tell your wife about? ;-P
There was a mechanic advertising in Lakewood that he would "fix the car before you husband got home from seder".
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #364 on: December 18, 2016, 10:54:26 AM »
There was a mechanic advertising in Lakewood that he would "fix the car before you husband got home from seder".

imagine the shalom bayis + talmud torah reward this mechanic gets in shamayim

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #365 on: November 01, 2017, 06:55:42 PM »
My niece and nephews:

7yo: "3yo, do you know why Hashem made the yetzer horah? He made it to test us...”
9yo: "7yo, he is waaaay too young for this. He doesn’t understand."
3yo: "I like red silly putty."

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #366 on: March 27, 2018, 08:58:11 PM »
Got a new SPG Biz with my wife's name as the business. So I told her from now on, only use the card that has her name on it twice (once for the user name and once for the business).

6 yo son: Why does it say Mommy's name twice?
Me: Because we love her
Wife: Like when it says Moshe Moshe.
6 yo son: That's what it said on Moshe's credit card?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #367 on: March 27, 2018, 09:05:58 PM »
There is a house under construction behind us.
3yo: the workermans don't have a mommy right mommy?
DW: why do you say that?
3yo: their mommy wouldn't let them climb up on the roof
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #368 on: March 27, 2018, 11:14:23 PM »
There is a house under construction behind us.
3yo: the workermans don't have a mommy right mommy?
DW: why do you say that?
3yo: their mommy wouldn't let them climb up on the roof
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #369 on: March 27, 2018, 11:47:12 PM »
There is a house under construction behind us.
3yo: the workermans don't have a mommy right mommy?
DW: why do you say that?
3yo: their mommy wouldn't let them climb up on the roof
Excellent logician there!

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #370 on: March 28, 2018, 11:28:36 PM »
5 yo daughter: the Aibershter is VERY fat
Me: what makes you say that??
5yo: has to be, He's ALL over

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #371 on: March 29, 2018, 09:55:35 AM »
Are you smarter than my 1st grader ;D
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #372 on: March 29, 2018, 10:06:26 AM »
5 yo daughter: the Aibershter is VERY fat
Me: what makes you say that??
5yo: has to be, He's ALL over
This is the sincere version of the 'yo mamma's so fat she sits around the house' joke.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #373 on: March 29, 2018, 12:12:21 PM »
Excellent logician there!
I try to teach them young :P
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #374 on: March 29, 2018, 01:33:38 PM »
I try to teach them young :P
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