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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #380 on: March 29, 2018, 02:44:40 PM »
Easy to tell. They’ll be the ones disagreeing with/correcting CM2 all the time.
Wait so CM2 is CMs kid?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #381 on: March 29, 2018, 02:47:32 PM »
Wait so CM2 is CMs kid?
CM2 is a real Jew.  ;)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #382 on: March 29, 2018, 02:56:48 PM »
CM2 is a real Jew.  ;)
You married Jewish?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #383 on: March 29, 2018, 02:57:49 PM »
Easy to tell. They’ll be the ones disagreeing with/correcting CM2 all the time.
2?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #385 on: March 29, 2018, 03:38:12 PM »
Me: I'm so tired
2yo: I'm so tired too
Me: I'm so tired too
2yo: no, you so tired 10

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #387 on: March 29, 2018, 05:13:27 PM »
Are you smarter than my 1st grader ;D
Yes @ExGingi, regular english.
That's great. I'm a big fan of polyglots (or is that the only language spoken in CLE?). Must start young.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #388 on: May 04, 2018, 03:06:46 PM »
5 yr old -
 "i know how to snap, it just doesnt make a noise"
#TYH

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #389 on: May 04, 2018, 05:09:33 PM »
5 yr old -
 "i know how to snap, it just doesnt make a noise"

gonna be a smart one in shuir  ;D

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #390 on: May 04, 2018, 05:10:25 PM »
gonna be a smart one in shuir  ;D
I used to do that too. Wound up being a smart *** instead. Close enough.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #391 on: May 04, 2018, 05:50:19 PM »
5 yr old -
 "i know how to snap, it just doesnt make a noise"
Like the radiator which doesn't give off any steam
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #392 on: July 05, 2018, 02:09:18 PM »
Talking Thomas the train toy: "Hello I'm Thomas, and I'm the #1 blue engine."

2 year old: "Why"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #393 on: July 05, 2018, 06:49:44 PM »
I used to do that too. Wound up being a smart *** instead. Close enough.
Would have never guessed.
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #394 on: February 18, 2019, 08:31:44 PM »
Told 4yr old son to walk to the very back of the plane for our seats... "but then its gonna take us so long to get off"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #395 on: March 03, 2019, 04:22:56 PM »
Me: This week, mama and papa are going to Miami.

2 Year old: No, you're going to MY- ami!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #396 on: March 04, 2019, 11:40:21 AM »
Me: This week, mama and papa are going to Miami.

2 Year old: No, you're going to MY- ami!

My son and daughter say. We are going to Mommy's- ami  ::)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #397 on: March 04, 2019, 11:42:05 AM »
My wife was away for a few days and the morning of her arrival I said someone very special who you love some much is coming. Can you guess who?

3yr old- Hashem...

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #398 on: February 23, 2021, 12:17:45 PM »

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #399 on: February 23, 2021, 03:11:05 PM »
4yo son speaks to my father on the phone (not often).

Tells sibling afterwards I just spoke to zeidy. Er iz in de himel.


Context: His other grandfather passed away a half year before the story and he was told that he's in heaven.