Son: Tatty what does gay mean?
Father: [thinks to himself] if he's asking he for sure knows athing or 2 about it now I better explain it to him before he goes elsewhere looking for that info, so the father explains him the definition with all the details...
Son: so what does tzalmuves mean?......
גַּם כִּי אֵלֵךְ בְּגֵיא צַלְמָוֶת לֹא אִירָא
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