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Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« on: August 06, 2014, 12:59:01 AM »
Upon recommendation from Dan this thread is being started. I will not start with anything as my kid doesn't talk yet! ;)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2014, 03:57:02 AM »
Do you how much that beer cost?
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2014, 09:35:38 AM »
Daughter: Daddy
Me: Yes darling
Daughter: you're so handsome
Me: Thanks

And that goes on a lot. I can probably go on and on, on this thread. She can sometimes be the biggest yenta.

What doesn't little kids tell there parents?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2014, 09:43:59 AM »
Rafi: "Tomorrow there's no camp because it's Tisha B'Av and the beis hamkidash is going to be destroyed."

Maybe we should have a separate thread for the stuff your kids tell you :)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2014, 10:16:07 AM »
As were sitting by a light by a cemetery
Son: daddy look at all those castles!
Me: that's called a cemetery
Son: can we go there one day?

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2014, 10:20:22 AM »
Can people post the age of the kid as well please? :)
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2014, 10:32:55 AM »
As were sitting by a light by a cemetery
Son: daddy look at all those castles!
Me: that's called a cemetery
Son: can we go there one day?
3 years old

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2014, 10:38:02 AM »
My 3 year old brother:
Ma, if 1 + 1 makes 2, why doesn't 5 + 5  make 6??
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2014, 10:42:29 AM »
My 3 year old brother:
Ma, if 1 + 1 makes 2, why doesn't 5 + 5  make 6??
Ahem... :P

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2014, 10:50:00 AM »
Ahem... :P
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My 3 year old brother is not on DDF, so he doesn't know some of the things I know...
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2014, 10:55:22 AM »
What's this?
A credit card.
Is it real?
Yes!
Does it have money in it?
Yes.
Where, IN IT? like inside it? It's too thin!
:D

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2014, 11:00:14 AM »
"Are we allowed to touch Muktza on Tisha B'Av?"

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2014, 11:02:32 AM »
"There was no towel in the bathroom, so I just dried my hands on the mat"
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2014, 11:10:11 AM »
Daddy you know what yaakov told me?
What?
His daddy is so strong. He's the strongest in the whole world!
(3yrs old)

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2014, 11:12:59 AM »
This is an old joke, but I don't believe it's been posted yet, so..

Kid: Mommy, is it true that people come from dust?
Mommy: Yes
Kid: Mommy, and is it true that people go back to dust?
Mommy: Yes
Kid: Well, I just looked under my bed and someone's either coming or going!
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2014, 11:34:46 AM »
My 3 year old daughter was crying yesterday (tisha b'av) because the bais hamikdash was broken and she wanted me to fix it.

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2014, 11:41:11 AM »
What's this?
Cash
What is that?
You use it to buy things
Like a Credit card?
Yes.
Where, IN IT? like inside it? It's too thin!
:D
FTFY

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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2014, 12:23:05 PM »
Can people post the age of the kid as well please? :)
No.  >:(
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2014, 12:24:50 PM »
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Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2014, 12:33:31 PM »
Not mine, but cute nonetheless