"I Am Bitter" Master Thread

[meshugener]

#ClosetLubab

#PocketKnife

[Baruch]

Doesn't exist today.

[ilherman]

Doesn't exist today.

Care to explain? IINM whoever does not believe in the 13 Ani Mamin's IS a Apikures.

[churnbabychurn]

Doesn't exist today.

- wow infinity.

[ilherman]

You gotta love how every thread on DDF goes off topic 

[Baruch]

You gotta love how every thread on DDF goes off topic 

[meshugener]

Finally this thread is being used for it's original purpose - to vent out bitterness.

I'm sure Hashem will ROFL of this good joke when your dirty neshama gets up there in heaven to be tried for the good deeds you did under the mask of an online username.

You should be good to go - straight into a golden cubicle next to the booth of Avraham and Hagar.

[Baruch]

I'm sure Hashem will ROFL of this good joke when your dirty neshama gets up there in heaven to be tried for the good deeds you did under the mask of an online username.

You should be good to go - straight into a golden cubicle next to the booth of Avraham and Hagar.

I will be trying very hard thru Elul and Aseres Yemei Teshuva to clean my very dirty Neshama.

But, trust me, it's not dirty from this. 

[Centro]

I'm sure Hashem will ROFL of this good joke when your dirty neshama gets up there in heaven to be tried for the good deeds you did under the mask of an online username.

You should be good to go - straight into a golden cubicle next to the booth of Avraham and Hagar.

I don't think it's proper language.

[ilherman]

I'm sure Hashem will ROFL of this good joke when your dirty neshama gets up there in heaven to be tried for the good deeds you did under the mask of an online username.

You should be good to go - straight into a golden cubicle next to the booth of Avraham and Hagar.

Are you bitter? 

[EMCC]

I'm sure Hashem will ROFL of this good joke when your dirty neshama gets up there in heaven to be tried for the good deeds you did under the mask of an online username.

You should be good to go - straight into a golden cubicle next to the booth of Avraham and Hagar.

Sounds like a cry for help. Our first really bitter otd here.

[avremie]

Was Mary a virgin before she bore Jesus?

this is one very important question

[EMCC]

this is one very important question

As R' Shochet said "did she have a certificate from a gynecologist"...

[good sam]

http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=45061.msg920892.msg#920892

[ChaimMoskowitz]

Was Mary a virgin before she bore Jesus?

Yes

[DovtheBear]

Doesn't exist today.

No such thing as an Apikores, only an Am Ha'Aretz.

[EMCC]

No such thing as an Apikores, only an Am Ha'Aretz.

As the Rosh said, "halivai am ha'aretz".

[churnbabychurn]

As the Rosh said, "halivai am ha'aretz".

Sadly enough, many of the real apikorsim today are quite learned.. .

[EMCC]

Sadly enough, many of the real apikorsim today are quite learned.. .

True.

[Hirshthg]

Ayn boor apikores