South Florida Master Thread

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Street is easily the #2 meat spot in Miami, so...

Curious what's the first place in your opinion

(And yes both, street and hibachi are my clients)

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https://guide.michelin.com/us/en/article/features/what-is-a-michelin-star

What do you order?
We try to eat as many dishes as possible over the course of the year, as we do need to try as much of the chef’s food as we can. We have to be sure that all the dishes that come out of the kitchen are of a consistently high standard.

There's this thing with @jj1000 and @Dan  that restaurants should be judged based on excellent dishes

There must be an art, a science to ordering..

Not so says the Michelin guide, all dishes must be to standard .

P.s. 98% of kosher restaurants have nothing outstanding about their wine list.

[Dan]

https://guide.michelin.com/us/en/article/features/what-is-a-michelin-star

There's this thing with @jj1000 and @Dan  that restaurants should be judged based on excellent dishes

There must be an art, a science to ordering..

Not so says the Michelin guide, all dishes must be to standard .

P.s. 98% of kosher restaurants have nothing outstanding about their wine list.

You're living in lala land. Sure that's the ideal, but there's a reason there's never been a kosher Michelin star restaurant.

I remember when Izzy's first opened I was wowed at his brisket and ribs but surprised at his inedible fries.

He said those are just on there for the kids.

C'est la vie. Cry all you want, but nothing is changing.

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@chevron why are you so angry? Next time order something that's a proven winner (yes, you'll have to some research) and you'll be much happier!

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https://guide.michelin.com/us/en/article/features/what-is-a-michelin-star

There's this thing with @jj1000 and @Dan  that restaurants should be judged based on excellent dishes

There must be an art, a science to ordering..

Not so says the Michelin guide, all dishes must be to standard .

P.s. 98% of kosher restaurants have nothing outstanding about their wine list.

What would you prefer, a place that has 5 dishes 8-10/10 and 3 dishes 4-6/10 or one that all 8 dishes are 7/10

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You're living in lala land. Sure that's the ideal, but there's a reason there's never been a kosher Michelin star restaurant.

I remember when Izzy's first opened I was wowed at his brisket and ribs but surprised at his inedible fries.

He said those are just on there for the kids.

C'est la vie. Cry all you want, but nothing is changing.

https://www.thejc.com/news/uk/kosher-restaurant-1701-makes-michelin-guide-1.49350

https://m.jpost.com/j-spot/article-712252

I love Izzy but please, let's keep that and Michelin stars separate.

@Dan  you of all people should understand service, heck, just up this thread you lambasted saint Regis bal harbor for having aweful service.

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@chevron why are you so angry? Next time order something that's a proven winner (yes, you'll have to some research) and you'll be much happier!

What is with all you people? Telling me how to order and eat.. sad sad sad

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What would you prefer, a place that has 5 dishes 8-10/10 and 3 dishes 4-6/10 or one that all 8 dishes are 7/10

I never think of it this way.

I never in my drunkest state ever conspired to open a restaurant

You open a restaurant, you build a menu you can kick ass at .. this isn't a Shabbat kiddush dude

It's the big leagues, it's paying customers. You Wana sell burgers?! You sure as heck better learn how to make burgers

Is this kindergarten!?!?

What am I missing here ?!? Yeah mediocre works for my neighborhood kosher pizza but this is fine dining .


It's neither fine

Nor dinning

[Dan]

https://www.thejc.com/news/uk/kosher-restaurant-1701-makes-michelin-guide-1.49350.

Not a Michelin star.

https://m.jpost.com/j-spot/article-712252

Worse fake news than YWN!

[Dan]

@Dan  you of all people should understand service, heck, just up this thread you lambasted saint Regis bal harbor for having aweful service.

SR pretends to be a 5 star hotel, but has.1 star service.

No kosher restaurants pretends to be Michelin starred or that they only make 9s and 10s.

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Not a Michelin star.
Worse fake news than YWN!

London one was Michelin star, you stated there never was

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SR pretends to be a 5 star hotel, but has.1 star service.

No kosher restaurants pretends to be Michelin starred or that they only make 9s and 10s.

That's why I said brasserie ostrow deserves a shot, she's the one targeting a Michelin star. ..

Let's see how it works

And if every kosher restaurant does not target that it's simply because it can get away with charging you thousands of dollars with mediocre food in less than mericore service

Still thinking about the $800 bill from bissaleh for the garbage chefs special chateubriand...

But wait, I was just chastised up thread for not asking about the specials

Genug shoen!! I grew up to leftovers but I know fine dinning by God.. I will not be lampooned by these jokers of restaurants

[Dan]

London one was Michelin star

Fake news.

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That's why I said brasserie ostrow deserves a shot, she's the one targeting a Michelin star. ..

Let's see how it works

And if every kosher restaurant does not target that it's simply because it can get away with charging you thousands of dollars with mediocre food in less than mericore service

Still thinking about the $800 bill from bissaleh for the garbage chefs special chateubriand...

But wait, I was just chastised up thread for not asking about the specials

Genug shoen!! I grew up to leftovers but I know fine dinning by God.. I will not be lampooned by these jokers of restaurants

Who told you to drop $800 there. Everyone said it's not worth it.

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Curious what's the first place in your opinion

(And yes both, street and hibachi are my clients)

Asiatiko.

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Who told you to drop $800 there. Everyone said it's not worth it.

Silly, This is years ago. In fact I am the one that told everybody that it was not worth it.

Please don't make this about me, I don't know how to pick restaurants , choose what to order or appreciate food.

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Asiatiko.

Loud, service was slow. Parking was a disaster

Some dishes were great, others good, others ok.. duck dish had me building my own wraps? Jeez I could do that at home

Very loud, hard to actually dine. Decor though is nice. 3 out of 5 stars

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Loud, service was slow. Parking was a disaster

Some dishes were great, others good, others ok.. duck dish had me building my own wraps? Jeez I could do that at home

Very loud, hard to actually dine. Decor though is nice. 3 out of 5 stars

Yes, another Miami restaurant with a big menu full of hits and misses.
Do your research and you'll only get the hits.
Or don't.

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Here's what I want;

Easy parking ... Not the case of most South Florida kosher.. has one in surfside sought to have valet ?

Professional staff bringing you in to premises

Not library quiet but not disco loud dinning

Waiter calmly, knowingly explaining menu and dishes

Getting your dishes on time etc

Proper attention to you as client .. being there but not hovering

Dishes tasting and cooked as incredible as you expected

Look, otherwise I'll stay home. Stop raising up establishments that need to get their act together. You just give a junkie another extension. Some places need to really mop up

Back in the day, cine cita was damn good, what happened to them?

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Yes, another Miami restaurant with a big menu full of hits and misses.
Do your research and you'll only get the hits.
Or don't.

That makes NO sense!!

Yy recommends pecking duck and zz recommends gefilte fish.

I think KFWe LA 2019? Or was it 20? Was the greatest culinary experience