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DD Trip Notes:
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/16322 (2011)
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/26692 (2012)
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/49206 (2014)
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/61082 (2015)
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/72957 (2015)

Trip Reports:
@Yehuda's 1st trip to Miami https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=63986.0
@Yehuda Miami Weekend Getaway at SRBH https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=100169.0
@Alexsei Surfside 2018 https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1896122#msg1896122
@Alexsei Surfside/Bay Harbor 2019 https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg2055841#msg2055841
@jj1000 ideal foodie oriented day in Miami based on what I've had/done so far https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1387809;topicseen#msg1387809
@BOOKY trip report for Miami https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1062268;topicseen#msg1062268
@jack Short trip report https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg745120;topicseen#msg745120
@Chachem Balaileh South Florida mini trip report https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg726747;topicseen#msg726747
@dealfinder85 somewhat of a TR https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1059208#msg1059208
@JayR 3 Days In Florida https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=50450.msg1088383#msg1088383
@AJK Labor Day Hop https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=55342.0
@twentie4hrs Miami Beach for a Relaxing 4 days (Including Shabbos) https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=59239.0
@srulky Mini TR for quick 3 day/2 night Jaunt down to Ft. Lauderdale/Miami https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1354473#msg1354473
@Adam101 Chanukka '15 trip MIA & BNA https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=59271.0
@mgoldhammer18 A different kind of trip to Miami beach https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=61518.0
@shnoz Quick TR from N Miami https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg790875;topicseen#msg790875
@Amusch low-key low-cost trip https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1413855;topicseen#msg1413855
@joe999 4 Days in Miami https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg1201938#msg1201938
@mochjas Saturday Night @Meat Bar (Surfside) Sunday Night at SOHO https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=452.msg2184097#msg2184097

Hotels

41st and Collins Area
Four Points (Shabbos friendly)
Lexington
Courtyard by Marriott
Holiday Inn
Grand Beach
Best Western Atlantic Beach Resort
Fontainebleau
Eden Roc
Alexander
Confidante (Hyatt)

Bal Harbour/Surfside/Bay harbor - Walking Distance To Shul
hotels in walking distance to shul:

Surfside:
Residence Inn by Marriott $$ (confirmed shabbos friendly)
Four Seasons $$$ Ocean front hotel
Sun Harbour Boutique Hotel $$
Grand Beach Surfside $$ Ocean front hotel
Grand Beach Surfside West $$

Bal Harbour:
St Regis $$$ Ocean front hotel
Ritz Carlton $$$ Ocean front hotel
Bal Harbour Quarzo $$ inter-coastal front hotel
Sea View $$ Ocean front hotel

Bay Harbour:
Grand beach Bay Harbour $$ inter-coastal front hotel
TRYP by Wyhndam $
The Landon $

Aventura
Turnberry Isle Resort (Marriott)

Hollywood
Westin Diplomat Resort and Spa (Leaving SPG 10/30/14)


Fort Lauderdale
Westin Fort Lauderdale Beach Resort and Spa
W Fort Lauderdale
Hyatt Place
Hyatt House

Boca
Waldorf Astoria
Boca Hilton Suites


Rent a villa/apartment
horarentals.com
floridakoshervilla.com
northmiamirental.com
northmiamivilla.com
lxure.com
reservekosher.com
flamingokosher.com
motelchai.com


 
Miami Kosher Restaurants 

map with kosher restaurants under Kosher Miami
http://koshermiami.org/
41st and Collins Area
Name                               Style   Price    Kid Friendly?RecommendationsNotes
Miami Beach’s Chocolate Dairy  $$$                                                          
Lenny’s Pizza                      Dairy      $      Yes                                             Multipule Locations   
Asi’s Grill (CLOSED)                      Meat      ??           ??                                           
Carlos & Gabby's                      Meat      $      Yes                                                     
Grill House                      Meat      ??           ??                                           
MONTEFIORE CAFE              Dairy      ??      Yes                                               
17 Restaurant & Sushi Bar        Dairy      $$$                                                  
Tasti Cafe              Dairy Not CY      ??      Yes                                               
Bagel Time              Dairy      $      Yes                                             off 41st street, on Alton Rd. 
Florida Grill                      Meat      ??           ??                                           
Kikar Tel Aviv                      Meat      ??           ??                                          Shabbos Meals



Bal Harbor / Surfside / Bay Harbor
Name                               Style   Price    Kid Friendly?RecommendationsNotesCertificationOnline Ordering
Cine Cite Cafe Dairy  $$YesClick HereCholov Yisroel / Pas YisroelOKUberEats
Foozo Artisan Pizza Dairy  $YesCholov Yisroel / Pas YisroelKMChowNow
Cafe Vert              Dairy   $$Yes Click HereCholov Yisroel / Pas YisroelOKEat24
Rustiko Dairy  $$Could Work Click Here   KMChowNow
26 Sushi& Tapas        Dairy   $$$YesClick Here   KMUberEats
Serendipity Yogurt Cafe    Dairy  $YesClick Here    KMUberEats
Yossi's Out Of Home Pizza Dairy  $YesClick HereCholov Yisroel / Pas YisroelTheShulCall/WA (786) 352-1913
Rachel's Baked Goods & Dips Parve  $YesClick HereFree Delivery??Call/Text (786) 447-9809
Harbor Grill                      Meat   $$$No                                   KM??
Harbor Bistro                      Meat   $$$NoClick Here    KMEat24 pickup Only
Kosh                  Meat   $$$NoClick Here    KM??
Chai Wok                  Meat   $$YesClick Here    KMUberEats/GrubHub/ChowNow/Eat24
The Backyard BBQ & Brew                      Meat   $$$Yes Click Here   KM??
The Carrot                      Meat   $$??                                  KMUberEats/GrubHub/Eat24
King David Cuisine Meat ??Yes                                 KM
Meat Bar (Bay Harbor) (New 2019) Meat ????                                 KMUberEats
Street Kitchen (New 2019) Meat ????                                 KM??
Surf-n-sides Meat $$                                 MDKComing Soon
Rolling Pin Bakery              Parve   $Yes                                  StarK??
Kosherland+Maven baker Grocery bakery and deli??Yes                               Shabbos Packages+Free Hot PlateKMDeli Has online ordering
Newtime Catering Meat   ????                               Takeout/Shabbos MealsKM
Miami Beach Chocolates Surfside Parve/dairy $$??KM
BON Chocolatier Bay Harbor Parve $$??Click HereVegan Chocolate BoutiqueKMPickUp Only

Shabbos Meals in Bal Harbour/Surfside
  • Kosher Kingdom Takeout (15 drive)
  • KosherLand Takeout (was bought by The Grove and now has a massive shabbos selection as well as prepared foods all week long. no more hot plates as far as I know. jj)
  • Esti Englander - Pickup in NMB (305) 502-4611
  • Backyard BBQ Friday Night Meal Service
  • Kosh Friday Night Meal Service
  • Meat Bar (Bay harbor) Friday Night Meal Service
  • For Shabbat day people usually eat in the SHUL

Shabbos Friendly Hotels in Bal Harbour/Surfside
  • Residence Inn Surfside

Aventura/North Miami Beach/Sunny Isles
Name Style   Price    Kid Friendly?RecommendationsNotesCertificationOnline Ordering
Fresko Dairy     $$$                                                          
China Bistro                      Meat      $$$              No                                             
Dixie BBQ    Meat     $      Yes                                               
Foozo    Dairy     $      Yes                                               
Fuego                      Meat      ??           ??                                           
Grill Time                        Meat      ??      Yes                                                     
Mozart Grill                      Meat      ??           ??                                           
Holy Bagel              Parve/Dairy      ??      Yes                                               
Soho Asian Grill        Meat      ??                                                  
Mozart Cafe              Dairy      $$      Yes                                               
The Frieze              Dairy Not CY      ??      Yes                                               
Vgan    Vegan     $$                                                     
Grand Cafe              Dairy Not CY      ??      Yes                                             Stirling Road- Hollywood, Israeli breakfast joint 


Boca Raton
Name StylePrice    Kid Friendly?RecommendationsNotesCertificationOnline Ordering
Mozart CafeDairy. 4/5$$??     Nice outdoor area tooORB??
Jon's Place (pizza)Dairy$Yes     ---??
Pita N GoDairy 4.5/5????     They currently have a unreliable hechsher according to R Goldberg of BRS/ORB????
BOCA BAGEL FACTORY CAFEDairy 4/5????     ORB??
MenchiesDairy 5/5????Incredible non C'Y frozen yogurt????
AsiaMeat. 4/5$$??     ORB??
Boca GrillMeat????     ORB??
Century GrillMeat 4/5????     ORB??
Orchid's Garden ChineseMeat 4/5????     ????
Butcher Block GrillMeat 4/5$$$??     ORB??
Ditmas Kitchen BocaMeat&Sushi????     ORB??

Butcher Block Grill, Asia, and Mozart are adjacent to each other at the Fountains Center at Camino Real.

Hollywood
Name                               Style   Price    Kid Friendly?RecommendationsNotesCertificationOnline Ordering
Mozart Cafe (open till 2 AM), Kid Friendly, $$.
Levy's, Kid Friendly, $$.
L'chaim Asian Cuisine & Steakhouse, Kid Friendly, $.
Sara's Pizza
Grand Cafe (not CY)
Pita Plus


Lauderhill/Coral Springs
Milky Cafe - 4579 N Pine Island Rd, Lauderhill 33351 (At 44th St)
(954) 533-5325

Sunrise Pita - 2680 N University Dr, Sunrise, FL 33322
(954) 748-0090


Fort Lauderdale
Cafe Emunah (next door to chabad)



Supermarkets

41st and Collins Area
Kastner's Market
Kosher Price Market. 460 West 41st St. (305) 763-8524

Bal Harbour/Surfside
Kosher land
Publix (regular big supermarket - Some Kosher items are available)


Aventura
Sara's Tent -Aventura
Kosher Kingdom - Aventura
Winn Dixie - 20417 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura


Hollywood


Fort Lauderdale


Boca
Kosher Marketplace , with full take out
22191 North Powerline Road, (561) 391-3318
Winn-Dixie (Kosher take-out, bakery,meat,fish,pizza, large kosher section)
7024 Beracasa Way, (561) 368-5442

Delray Beach
Glick's Kosher Market, with full take out - now under ORB
7351 W. Atlantic Avenue, (561) 637-5771


Things to do
Vizcaya Museum and Gardens
Miami Zoo
Seaquarium
Jungle Island
Lincoln Road Mall
Bal Harbour Shops
Aventura Mall
Sawgrass Mills outlets - Ft. Lauderdale
Lion Country Safari
rent bikes
watersports
Gulfstream
Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
Segway
Kayak or canoe
Hanglidng
Scuba diving by the keys

JJ1000's list of top restaurants and dishes in Miami:

1. Backyard BBQ (New chef in mid 2017 totally new menu): Burnt ends, 2nd cut brisket, Dinosaur Rib, BBQ Sundae, BBQ Burger.

2. 26: Sushi pizza is  a must I prefer it with baked salmon, then the Passion Mojito, Sushi Teriyaki tempuraed, Cilantro Aioli dip and truffle fires, all of their soups are good. Miso Bass is incredible as well.

3. Harbour Bistro, new menus in early 2018: Chicken and waffles just perfect, duck a l'orange pot stickers, millionaire ramen, lamb shank, charcuterie platter if that's your thing... Also serving brunch, Chicken and waffles again, eggs Benedict with bacon on top,

4. Fuego: Flatbreads are a must, then the back ribs, pastrami egg rolls, smores dessert, perfect date drink are good. (Update March 2017, the app chef and bbq chef isn't there anymore and the quality has been spotty from recent reviews.)

5. Zak The Baker. Menu changes too often to recommend stuff. Not Cholov Yisroel.

6. Kosh: Chocolate souffle and korean beef with extra sauce are good.

7. Rustiko: Spinach and Artichoke Dip, (Quinoa Salad is very good), (Pappardelle Mushroom if lunch), Mushrooms Panzerotti is an absolute must order only down side is it's a dinner only item. Oreo cheescake dessert but make sure it's fresh.

8. Harbour Grill: The Harbour Grill Filet or TheKing Reserve steaks are great. Supreme Burger is very good as well.

9. Pizza type options:

Foozo: Foozolis, the caprese foozoli with extra balsamic sauce and garlic aoili, their pastas are good as well.

Jerusalem Pizza: Best plain pie, get it fresh in store, coated fries good as well.

Lenny's pizza: Gan Eden Pie.

Also notable unique places are The Freeze which makes ices, serendipity makes ice cream (there is one next door to ZTB now), and Miami Beach Chocolates turtles and bark now also in Surfside!

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Re: South Florida Master Thread
« Reply #10095 on: January 21, 2020, 05:51:42 AM »
Street kitchen.

O. M. G.

We might have a new king in Miami.

What’s the must have items ?
And is it better then backyard bbq ?
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Street kitchen.

O. M. G.

We might have a new king in Miami.

Looking forward to trying out this new place.
Planning to make reservations — what items do you recommend?
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Any suggestions for nice decent priced hotel in hollywood area?

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Street kitchen.
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We might have a new king in Miami.

Yes --- per your recommendations, we went this evening to try out a new place.

We enjoyed great food and service.
We had the Chicken & Waffle, Classic Burger, french fries, the aged rib-eye steak, mushrooms, and the chocolate lava cake.

Highlights would be the fried chicken and the steak. Slightly busy. Excellent service, friendly waiters, especially as this is currently Yeshiva Week.
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Looking forward to trying out this new place.
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JW Turnberry Marriott and water park.

The only availability I can get online with points is for a king room with a Max of 3 ppl occupancy. (So the reservation will have to be for 3 not 6 ppl) I'm traveling with six and don't mind squeezing. Any idea if I will be able to stay with a couple and 4 kids. And what about access to the water park. ?

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whats better and nicer

meat bar or streetkitchen ?

just being there for 1 night

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whats better and nicer

meat bar or streetkitchen ?

just being there for 1 night
Ambiance goes to meatbar.

Unique goes to street kitchen, they are basically still a soft opening so you are taking a risk, but potentially great reward.

Chef special at meat bar is great though.
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Dave Barry's guide to the super bowl in Miami and also Miami in general.

Dear Super Bowl Visitor,

Welcome to Miami! Or as we say down here in an expression that we use all the time because of our Latin culture: “¡Feliz Navidad!”

That is our way of expressing how excited we are to once again be hosting the Super Bowl. The National Football League took it away from us for a few years, but we got it back by improving our stadium, upgrading our infrastructure and acquiring photographs of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell naked with a llama.


Ha ha! We are joking. It was an ocelot. But the specific mammal doesn’t matter. What matters is, the Super Bowl is finally back in Miami where it belongs. Because this is a city that truly knows how to throw a party. We hosted 10 previous Super Bowls, and they were extremely festive events as measured by the number of arrests. And those were just the players!

 But seriously, Super Bowl Roman Numeral 54 is going to be great, and Miami is ready to “roll out the red carpet” for you, our Super Bowl visitor. To make sure you have the best possible experience requiring the least possible amount of medical care, we’ve prepared the following Super Bowl Visitors Guide, filled with “insider tips” to help you enjoy your visit from the moment you arrive until the moment, possibly later that same day, when you run out of money:

WHERE TO STAY DURING THE SUPER BOWL

Miami has many world-class hotels with convenient locations, spacious rooms and modern amenities. All of these hotels are sold out. Maybe you can find something in Tampa.

GETTING AROUND BY PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

Miami has a variety of mass-transit options, including Metrorail, Metromover and Tri Rail. You can probably use these to get around. We can’t say for certain because, like everyone else in Miami, we travel exclusively by car. Sometimes, when we’re sitting motionless in a traffic jam, we pause from texting to glance up at an elevated train whooshing past overheard, and we wonder where it’s going, and how a person might get up there and board it. Then we go back to sitting motionless in traffic.

DRIVING IN MIAMI
Miami’s roads are very congested. Fortunately our major highways have “express lanes,” which means that you can pay a special toll to sit motionless in a completely separate traffic jam from the poor people.

Wherever you drive in Miami, you should be aware that our driving practices are different from the ones in whatever normal place you came from:

▪ We do not signal turns or lane changes, because we need to keep our hands free at all times for texting. If you see a Miami motorist whose turn signal is on, that motorist is sending this message: “I am unaware that my turn signal is on.”

▪ We do not consider stop signs to be directed at us personally.

▪ We do not yield to pedestrians, because they are, by definition, walking, which means they should be physically capable of getting out of our way.

▪ We also do not yield to other drivers, because they would interpret this as a sign of weakness.

▪ We do not stop for traffic lights that have been red for less than ten seconds. We classify such lights as “recently yellow.”

▪ When the traffic light turns green, we do not go, because we need to finish our texts.

▪ Sometimes we find it necessary to back up on the interstate.

Whatever your driving destination, you must at all costs avoid the Golden Glades Interchange, because once you enter it there is no way to know where it will spit you out. Motorists attempting to get from I-95 to the Palmetto Expressway have wound up as far away as Cleveland.

Also be advised that, for security reasons, every street in Coral Gables is named “Caramba.

DINING IN THE MIAMI AREA
Miami has a world-renowned dining scene, with plenty of famous and trendy restaurants. But why not break away from the crowd and try something different? We recommend a little-known, out-of-the-way spot — a hidden gem even many locals have never heard of — called “Joe’s Stone Crab.” It’s a friendly mom-and-pop operation with a relaxed, low-key vibe. The meat loaf is to die for. Literally. They will threaten to kill you if you order it. But they are just kidding around. They are big kidders at Joe’s.

NOTE: If, when you arrive at Joe’s, there is a long line of people waiting to be seated, simply march to the front and explain that you are a tourist visiting from out of town. You will be whisked to your table immediately. All that is expected from you in return is a smile. For that is the Joe’s way.

LOCAL DELICACIES YOU SHOULD TRY

You definitely need to try croquetas (pronounced “croquetas”). These are little breaded cylinders containing ham or chicken. Or ocelot. It doesn’t matter what specific meat they contain; they are delicious. They are the Official Finger Food of Miami. If, on New Year’s Eve, we wanted to ring in the new year by dropping an object that was truly representative of our city, we would drop a giant croqueta. At a typical social gathering we can easily consume upward of 250 croquetas. And that is per person.

Another famous local delicacy is whole roast pig done Cuban style, which is absolutely delicious. Or so we have been told. We always end up leaving before the pig is ready, because the cooking process takes forever. As far as we know, no traditional Cuban-style pig has ever been roasted all the way to completion. This is one reason why we consume so many croquetas.

MIAMI MUSEUMS AND CULTURAL SITES

Please. You are not here to visit museums and cultural sites. You are here to eat too much and get dangerously sunburned and party at a Miami Beach club where your bar tab will exceed your child’s college tuition.

THE BEST TIME TO VISIT MIAMI BEACH
We strongly recommend that you go at low tide.

PARKING IN MIAMI BEACH
Ha ha! That is hilarious.

VISITING THE EVERGLADES
If you’re a nature lover, you’ll definitely want to visit the Everglades, a unique and fascinating ecosystem that is being rapidly consumed by Burmese pythons the length of UPS trucks. Rest assured that this is nothing for you, the Super Bowl visitor, to worry about. According to the U.S. National Park Service, “the chances of your being eaten by a python are less than 40 percent, unless you are wearing provocative clothing.” So get out there and have fun!

WHAT TO DO IF YOU SEE ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
Listen, this is Miami. ALL activity here is suspicious.

THINGS TO DO IN BROWARD COUNTY
There might be things to do in Broward County. Nobody we know has ever gone there.

ATTENDING THE GAME
The Super Bowl will be played in what is named, at the moment, Hard Rock Stadium. It was previously known as (these are all actual former names of our stadium) New Miami Stadium, Sun Life Stadium, Land Shark Stadium, Dolphin (singular) Stadium, Dolphins (plural) Stadium, Pro Player Stadium, Pro Player Park and Joe Robbie Stadium. For $50, we will name this stadium after you for 15 minutes.

Pregame traffic will be very heavy, so allow plenty of time to travel to the stadium. We’re talking three days. If God forbid you find yourself in the Golden Glades interchange, you should abandon your vehicle and walk.

Security at the stadium will be very tight. You will not be admitted unless you know the password (“ocelot”). You are prohibited from bringing any of the following items into the stadium: guns, knives, swords, machetes, spears, pitchforks with more than three prongs, boomerangs, nunchucks, throwing axes, golf clubs, chopsticks, kebab skewers, torpedoes, land mines or incisors longer than 20 millimeters. Flamethrowers are OK if you have a note from a physician.

All underwear, including brassieres, must be worn on the outside of your clothing. While inside the stadium you may not clench your fists, grimace excessively or make karate noises such as “hi-yah!” During the fourth quarter nobody will be allowed to enter or leave the bathrooms.

The important thing is to have fun.

A SPECIAL WELCOME MESSAGE TO SUPER BOWL VISITORS FROM THE MIAMI CITY COMMISSION
Unfortunately, the Miami city commissioners were unable to agree on a welcome message.

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Re: South Florida Master Thread
« Reply #10104 on: January 22, 2020, 01:42:30 PM »
is the W Fort Lauderdale Shabbos friendly? shuls close by? TIA

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« Reply #10105 on: January 22, 2020, 02:03:23 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/B7hlDIwlINK/

Great to see the highlights on Instagram. Missed it earlier. 

Also, regarding MeatBar: their website shows lunch hours, however on the phone they said that they are only open for dinner during Yeshiva Week?

Phone conversation was not very clear. Any update/clarification about MeatBars hours and menu? 
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« Reply #10106 on: January 22, 2020, 03:07:50 PM »

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Re: South Florida Master Thread
« Reply #10107 on: January 22, 2020, 10:31:09 PM »
1st time going to Miami for a Shabboss with my wife.
What recommended Hotels has ocean front for around $300 a night that walkable to Shul?

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« Reply #10108 on: January 22, 2020, 10:37:13 PM »
1st time going to Miami for a Shabboss with my wife.
What recommended Hotels has ocean front for around $300 a night that walkable to Shul?
Grand beach Surfside?

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« Reply #10109 on: January 22, 2020, 10:59:32 PM »
Grand beach Surfside?
Around 550 for ocean front