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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #480 on: July 21, 2020, 05:18:07 PM »
Please excuse my dear aunt sally
A siman that needs a siman is not a great siman!
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #481 on: July 21, 2020, 05:22:05 PM »
Please excuse my dear aunt sally
what did she do?
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #482 on: July 21, 2020, 06:24:11 PM »
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #483 on: July 21, 2020, 06:33:02 PM »
Not sure if this was posted yet, one of my favorite jewish riddles.

How is it possible a first born, healthy, jewish, boy, that has an arla, would be patur from bris for life?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #484 on: July 21, 2020, 06:43:56 PM »
Not sure if this was posted yet, one of my favorite jewish riddles.

How is it possible a first born, healthy, jewish, boy, that has an arla, would be patur from bris for life?
Died before 8th day?

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #485 on: July 21, 2020, 06:46:34 PM »
Not sure if this was posted yet, one of my favorite jewish riddles.

How is it possible a first born, healthy, jewish, boy, that has an arla, would be patur from bris for life?
By giving him a bris?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #486 on: July 21, 2020, 06:47:47 PM »
By giving him a bris?
That's not a פטור

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #487 on: July 21, 2020, 06:49:03 PM »
Not sure if this was posted yet, one of my favorite jewish riddles.

How is it possible a first born, healthy, jewish, boy, that has an arla, would be patur from bris for life?
If his older brothers died after getting a bris?

ETA: First born...  ???
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #488 on: July 21, 2020, 06:52:57 PM »
Is this a trick question (if it was a fox!) or a more serious, halacha-based answer?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #489 on: July 21, 2020, 06:54:17 PM »
Not sure if this was posted yet, one of my favorite jewish riddles.

How is it possible a first born, healthy, jewish, boy, that has an arla, would be patur from bris for life?
if they shechted the mother while the baby was still inside..? oh wait i think im confusing a few things.. :P
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #490 on: July 21, 2020, 08:13:38 PM »
Died before 8th day?
Don't they make a bris even if the baby dies?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #491 on: July 21, 2020, 08:14:50 PM »
Don't they make a bris even if the baby dies?
Only after 8 days.

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #492 on: July 21, 2020, 08:16:00 PM »
Don't they make a bris even if the baby dies?

Not sure if this was posted yet, one of my favorite jewish riddles.

How is it possible a first born, healthy, jewish, boy, that has an arla, would be patur from bris for life?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #493 on: July 21, 2020, 08:17:20 PM »

Ok? He was patur his whole life...

(Not sure if patur, or just not mechuyav yet...)

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #494 on: July 21, 2020, 08:20:51 PM »
Only after 8 days.
I hear

That's also what I thought but didn't bring that up
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