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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #75 on: June 27, 2016, 06:11:45 PM »
Afsei aretz, emes ashrei ish
על גבי חרשו חרשים האריכו למעניתם in one of the shir hamaalos 
Don't know if everyone says it but it's at the last, long piece of יוצר לשבת שקלים.
It starts with אז ראית וספרת...
I don't remember exact number, but there are many. Maybe I'll edit when I find a siddur.

ETA: Ok, 39 to be exact.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #76 on: June 27, 2016, 06:12:22 PM »
And for the Yiddish speakers out there: ?אוואו שטייט שרה ביים דאווענען

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #77 on: June 27, 2016, 06:15:49 PM »
A friend of mine once mentioned to me that he made up a "laffy taffy riddle"... What do they play in a graveyard?

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #78 on: June 27, 2016, 06:16:28 PM »
אמר אויב ארדוף

How about a posuk that has six words in a row starting with א
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2016, 06:18:53 PM »
(אני ה' אלוקיכם ... אני ה' אלוקיכם (אמת
yup!
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2016, 06:19:40 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2016, 06:22:00 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
Goooooooooood. I'll keep quiet. For now...

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2016, 06:25:11 PM »
Goooooooooood. I'll keep quiet. For now...
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2016, 06:26:41 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
Neither.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2016, 06:28:51 PM »

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2016, 09:18:17 PM »
And for the Yiddish speakers out there: ?אוואו שטייט שרה ביים דאווענען
In the womens section.  ;D
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #86 on: June 27, 2016, 09:21:47 PM »
Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
Ha ha! Al Netilas.  ::)
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2016, 09:22:40 PM »
In the womens section.  ;D
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2016, 09:25:15 PM »
One of the really old and even more stupid ones: A man was stuck in prison with just a mirror and a table. How did he get out?  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2016, 09:31:02 PM »
One of the really old and even more stupid ones: A man was stuck in prison with just a mirror and a table. How did he get out?  ::) ::) ::)
Through the door.
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