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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2016, 09:39:26 PM »
What is the pasuk most frequently mentioned in tefilla?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #91 on: June 27, 2016, 09:42:53 PM »
What is the pasuk most frequently mentioned in tefilla?
ה' ימלך?

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2016, 09:43:40 PM »
ה' ימלך?
No. At least according to my calculation
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #93 on: June 27, 2016, 09:46:43 PM »
No. At least according to my calculation
ה' הושיע?

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #94 on: June 27, 2016, 09:47:44 PM »


ה' הושיע?

That's the one. Especially if you daven Nusach Sfard, but I think for Ashkenaz also.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2016, 09:51:05 PM »

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #96 on: June 27, 2016, 10:16:25 PM »
One of the really old and even more stupid ones: A man was stuck in prison with just a mirror and a table. How did he get out?  ::) ::) ::)
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the tables in half, put the two halves together which makes a hole, climb through the hole and yell until your voice is hoarse, then take the horse and ride away!
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #97 on: June 27, 2016, 10:21:26 PM »
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the tables in half, put the two halves together which makes a hole, climb through the hole and yell until your voice is hoarse, then take the horse and ride away!
ROFL. Did you just come up with that?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #98 on: June 27, 2016, 10:26:49 PM »
ROFL. Did you just come up with that?
It's an old joke. Haven't heard it in a while.
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2016, 10:32:32 PM »
ROFL. Did you just come up with that?
Its horrid, but that is the answer.

Same as: Why are fire trucks red?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #100 on: June 27, 2016, 10:47:49 PM »
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the tables in half, put the two halves together which makes a hole, climb through the hole and yell until your voice is hoarse, then take the horse and ride away!
Yup!  ;D ;D ;D

and it's also full of  ::) ::) ::)'s with some  ??? ??? ???'s

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #101 on: June 27, 2016, 11:20:47 PM »
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #102 on: June 27, 2016, 11:34:35 PM »
Why are fire trucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #103 on: June 27, 2016, 11:35:26 PM »
Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!
Wow!

And why do firemen wear red suspenders?
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Re: Riddles!
« Reply #104 on: June 27, 2016, 11:53:02 PM »
Wow!

And why do firemen wear red suspenders?
That's easy, to hold up their pants
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