Is ד מינים one bracha, or four? Do you say Al Mitzvas Lulov, or Al Mitzvos Lulov?
Goooooooooood. I'll keep quiet. For now...
Neither.
And for the Yiddish speakers out there: ?אוואו שטייט שרה ביים דאווענען
In the womens section.
One of the really old and even more stupid ones: A man was stuck in prison with just a mirror and a table. How did he get out?
What is the pasuk most frequently mentioned in tefilla?
ה' ימלך?
No. At least according to my calculation
ה' הושיע?
ה' הושיעה?
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the tables in half, put the two halves together which makes a hole, climb through the hole and yell until your voice is hoarse, then take the horse and ride away!
ROFL. Did you just come up with that?