Author Topic: Riddles! (Read 136265 times)

Work-for-ur-muny · « **Reply #100 on:** June 27, 2016, 10:47:49 PM »

Quote from: grodnoking on June 27, 2016, 10:16:25 PM

You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the tables in half, put the two halves together which makes a hole, climb through the hole and yell until your voice is hoarse, then take the horse and ride away!

Yup!

and it's also full of

's with some

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etech0 · « **Reply #101 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:20:47 PM »

Quote from: grodnoking on June 27, 2016, 10:32:32 PM

Why are fire trucks red?

?

yuneeq · « **Reply #102 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:34:35 PM »

Quote from: grodnoking on June 27, 2016, 10:32:32 PM

Why are fire trucks red?

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!

etech0 · « **Reply #103 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:35:26 PM »

Quote from: yuneeq on June 27, 2016, 11:34:35 PM

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!

Wow!

And why do firemen wear red suspenders?

cholent · « **Reply #104 on:** June 27, 2016, 11:53:02 PM »

Quote from: etech0 on June 27, 2016, 11:35:26 PM

Wow!

And why do firemen wear red suspenders?

That's easy, to hold up their pants

etech0 · « **Reply #105 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:22:38 AM »

First you throw away the outside.
Then you cook the inside.
Then you eat the outside.
Then you throw away the inside.
What am I?

David Smith · « **Reply #106 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:32:14 AM »

Quote from: etech0 on June 28, 2016, 12:22:38 AM

First you throw away the outside.
Then you cook the inside.
Then you eat the outside.
Then you throw away the inside.
What am I?

A fireman

sag95 · « **Reply #107 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:38:29 AM »

Quote from: David Smith on June 28, 2016, 12:32:14 AM

A fireman

corn on the cob.

sag95 · « **Reply #108 on:** June 28, 2016, 12:58:38 AM »

yuneeq · « **Reply #109 on:** June 28, 2016, 01:01:32 AM »

Quote from: sag95 on June 28, 2016, 12:58:38 AM

87

yakrot · « **Reply #110 on:** June 28, 2016, 01:02:12 AM »

Quote from: sag95 on June 28, 2016, 12:58:38 AM

Got it immediately...I guess I'm a kid at heart

sillypainter · « **Reply #111 on:** June 28, 2016, 01:18:31 AM »

What is the answer, can't go to bed...

sillypainter · « **Reply #112 on:** June 28, 2016, 01:19:38 AM »

I just got it now..This is cute...Love it.

maxie m · « **Reply #113 on:** June 28, 2016, 01:49:21 AM »

Quote from: yakrot on June 28, 2016, 01:02:12 AM

Got it immediately...I guess I'm a kid at heart

+1

JTZ · « **Reply #114 on:** June 28, 2016, 02:27:30 AM »

Quote from: sag95 on June 28, 2016, 12:58:38 AM

For the record kids have a hard time with this.

good sam · « **Reply #115 on:** June 28, 2016, 08:32:30 AM »

Quote from: yuneeq on June 27, 2016, 11:34:35 PM

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!

Wouldn't it have been enough to say their always Russian around?

coralsnake · « **Reply #116 on:** June 28, 2016, 08:50:36 AM »

Quote from: JTZ on June 28, 2016, 02:27:30 AM

For the record kids have a hard time with this.

Depends which side of the page theyre viewing.

username · « **Reply #117 on:** June 28, 2016, 08:53:58 AM »

Where in davening are 5 words in a row ending in 'ende chof'.

Hidden · « **Reply #118 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:03:06 AM »

Quote from: username on June 28, 2016, 08:53:58 AM

Where in davening are 5 words in a row ending in 'ende chof'.

Find me where we say 24 words finishing like that

good sam · « **Reply #119 on:** June 28, 2016, 09:11:38 AM »

Quote from: username on June 28, 2016, 08:53:58 AM

Where in davening are 5 words in a row ending in 'ende chof'.

Bshivticha bveisecha

That's 6 actually