lets start in the kitchen with the microwave1. dont put something in and then leave and not be back in time for when its done2. dont put something in for 5 minutes...unless you eat lunch at like 3, in which case no one cares
Don't post work issues on DDF if your coworkers read it.
people leaving their phone on loud when they leave their desk and everyone having to endure the entirety of the annoying ring
Or just do this: