It's reportedly out for delivery today, let's see what happens.
It got delivered but not installed, BH. Thanks all for your help.
More chaos and confusion:
1. Delivery time scheduled for 2-4pm.
2. I call at 12:30pm and they say eta 2:30pm or so.
3. At 1pm the guy calls and says he's 5 minutes away
4. The delivery people refuse to install it.
5. Sears still isn't sure whether they'll send someone to install it, reimburse the installation, or what.
6. I requested a full refund from the person whose been helping me, I'm still waiting for her to get back to me on that.