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1. make companies lose money by stereotypically getting in on glitches
2. stereotype everyone and everything
3. talk about food
4. disagree to disagree
5. talk in circles
6. answer a question with a question
7. extreme amount of kindness
8. too busy blaming each other for their problems to actually do something about them...
9. fall for the dumbest MLM and other stupid get rich quick schemes
10. מיכאל מימין מהלל, וגבריאל משמאל ממלל, בשמים אין כקל, ובארץ מי כעמך ישראל
11. jew people.
12.
13.

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2015, 06:12:27 AM »
Would this be accurate? Blames modern orthodox for all their problems.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2015, 07:31:09 AM »
Stereotypically fall for the dumbest MLM and other stupid get rich quick schemes.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2015, 07:39:33 AM »
Would this be accurate? Blames modern orthodox for all their problems.
Not necessarily, the Modern Orthodox blame the Ultra Orthodox for all THEIR problems. Maybe it would be more acurate to say that they're too busy blaming each other for their problems to actually do something about them...

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2015, 07:43:43 AM »
I like that.  :)
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2015, 07:46:16 AM »
I have a feeling we will end up with more than 13 so we might have to put up a poll for the top ones.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2015, 07:53:46 AM »
Would this be accurate? Blames modern orthodox for all their problems.
Depends where he stands on the religious spectrum. The people to the immediate right and immediate left ate always to blame....
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2015, 08:11:31 AM »

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2015, 08:57:25 AM »
"Orthodox"??
What does this have with orthodox??
Was Maidoff orthodox? There have been plenty (too many actually) non orthodox scammers throughout Jewish history
The first thing on the list is: 1. make companies lose money by stereotypically getting in on glitches

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2015, 08:58:10 AM »
Would this be accurate? Blames modern orthodox for all their problems.
no.

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2015, 08:59:44 AM »
Arrange a minyan at the first available opportunity.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2015, 10:04:52 AM »
Get together with people you dont know and arrange group rates! Ex. Amusement parks and skiing. But usually you find out how your related before the trips over !
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2015, 12:05:46 PM »
answer a question with a question...
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2015, 12:13:06 PM »
Would this be accurate? Blames modern orthodox for all their problems.

no.
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2015, 03:24:32 PM »
Carry their gold in small necklaces
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2015, 03:26:35 PM »
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2015, 03:28:24 PM »
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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2015, 03:33:31 PM »
Always eating

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Re: 13 things Jews do all the time.
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2015, 06:04:37 PM »
Run the world/banks/media.