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Do you fall for scams?

Never; I always say no to scams like Bear Stearns and Lehman Bros and their mortgage backed securities
Yes; I once opened  a capital one credit card
No; And I'll thank you all not to ruin my investments with your lashon hara and jealousy
People also said Madoff was a scam, but his investors would still be rich if the feds hadn't ruined it

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Scam insurance
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:30:18 PM »
I'm starting a company to sell scam insurance.  People pay us a premium, and we reimburse them if they get scammed.

Right now, we're just in the beginning stages and are not selling the actual insurance yet, but, we're accepting applications to work for us and sell the insurance.

This is a perfect work from home job, with significant earning potential.  We'll be running training seminars to train new salespeople, for only a nominal fee which you will earn back very quickly if you want to.

Do you have dumb friends who could get scammed?  You're doing them a favor by selling them this product. 

Due to high demand and costs of interviewing, we will be charging a very small application fee, which will be refunded (with interest) after you have made your first sale.

To apply, send a pm to ChaimMoskowitz, and copy AsherO.

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2015, 11:32:31 PM »
No wiki yet?

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2015, 11:33:44 PM »
Pre-existing ?

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2015, 11:34:20 PM »
Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me! :)

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2015, 11:36:12 PM »

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2015, 11:40:43 PM »
Now I can scam risk free!!
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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2015, 11:43:56 PM »
MS worthy? henche will finally get his first HT!

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2015, 11:46:21 PM »
Will it cover if this turns out to be a scam?

(CH"V - I don't mean in any way to put you down or criticize this choshuv venture; I just want to have my bases covered for the 1% chance...)
Workflowy. You won't know what you're missing until you try it.

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2015, 11:54:40 PM »
Will it cover if this turns out to be a scam?

(CH"V - I don't mean in any way to put you down or criticize this choshuv venture; I just want to have my bases covered for the 1% chance...)
You can join without any worries, I'm actually selling "Henche Insurance" to cover any damages caused by OP.

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2015, 11:58:20 PM »
Will it cover if this turns out to be a scam?

(CH"V - I don't mean in any way to put you down or criticize this choshuv venture; I just want to have my bases covered for the 1% chance...)

You insult me.  You think I'd waste my time with something that was a 1% chance of being a scam?

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2015, 12:57:08 AM »
MS worthy? henche will finally get his first HT!
It's DDFB worthy

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2015, 12:58:50 AM »
Do you get group leaders? And weekly updates on all scams?

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2015, 01:09:18 AM »
Sounds fantastic! I mean, nothing could possibly go wrong - I'm insured! How can I sign up? And how do I win my free tablet for just $500?
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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2015, 07:06:30 AM »
Excellent idea, henche. Why's this in js?

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2015, 08:29:35 AM »
Excellent idea, henche. Why's this in js?
It didn't start off that way ;)

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2015, 09:45:02 AM »
Why is this not showing up in my unread posts?

We're almost as the beginning.

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2015, 09:59:19 AM »
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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2015, 10:03:54 AM »

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2015, 10:19:16 AM »
Am I the only one to vote?

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Re: Scam insurance
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2015, 10:48:02 AM »
Am I the only one to vote?
Nope.  :)
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