The Funny/strange/interesting/random Tweets Thread

[Yehuda57]

This *rolls dice* Green New Deal is *rolls dice* cancel culture based on *rolls dice* intersectionality is *rolls dice* class warfare

— NOT a Giant Spider (@Mandalorthodox) April 29, 2021

This *rolls dice* election bill is *rolls dice* minority disenfranchisement based on *rolls dice* systemic racism is *rolls dice* white supremacy

[yesitsme]

🇺🇸 — NEW: NJ @GovMurphy launched a “Shot and a Beer” program to encourage eligible residents ages 21+ to get vaccinated. Any resident who gets their first vaccine in May can take their vaccination card to a participating brewery and will receive a free beer | @OneJerseySchorr pic.twitter.com/AT2JEMIsqO

— Belaaz (@TheBelaaz) May 3, 2021

We won't settle for anything less then cholent.

[Randomex]

I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 7, 2016

Conversations that can lead to divorce:

Me: The vacuum isn’t working.

Husband: Well, Mother’s Day is coming up...

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 8, 2021

Not to brag but I’m pretty woke for a man in his mid fifties.  I don’t even take afternoon naps.

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) April 28, 2021

[Yehuda57]

Nice submission for the Ivris Olympics pic.twitter.com/oGveGf2TQl

— JMMusings (@JMMusings) May 9, 2021

[Definitions]

ROTFL that clip almost looks like it came out of a comedy movie 

(I wouldn't have done any better but it's still funny)

[Euclid]

Nice submission for the Ivris Olympics pic.twitter.com/oGveGf2TQl

— JMMusings (@JMMusings) May 9, 2021

This being Elchonon Schwartz - I'm 99.7% sure that he was putting on a clueless American persona, and that he speaks ivirit fluently IRL. The man is one of the most talented impressionists I've ever heard - there's no way he can't speak ivrit fluently, and with a perfect accent.

[YitzyS]

This being Elchonon Schwartz - I'm 99.7% sure that he was putting on a clueless American persona, and that he speaks ivirit fluently IRL. The man is one of the most talented impressionists I've ever heard - there's no way he can't speak ivrit fluently, and with a perfect accent.

You can hear Elchonon Schwartz doing a broken Hebrew impression on this album, the fourth track (The Power of Maariv), at the 12:50 mark. (Great album BTW)