What's the point in the compass on the rear-view mirror?What practical difference does it make if I know whether I'm driving N, S, E, or W?
How about if you're in Berkeley and trying to figure out if you need to get on the highway that's the I-80 East and the I-580 west, or do you need the one that's the 580 east and 80 west?
Seriously? You sure that you're not in Chelm?
What practical difference does it make if I know whether I'm driving N, S, E, or W?
If someone tells you to turn south at an intersection how do you know which way to turn?
You are showing your age with that.
Is there holiday or something coming up?
I started getting emails about "Halloween costumes just arrived" so it must be not too far off
Next week.
Would the 20% be off the full $79.99 or after the discounts?Once I replied that the extension and gift card will be adequate and they gave me both (was only offered those 2 options)BTW, it only left the Amazon facility on Wed 11:53 pmQuoteI'm sorry to know that you didn't receive your order # yet. I completely understand your disappointment. That's definitely not what we want our customers to experience. I'll definitely help you with this.I understand that being a prime member you expect your order to be delivered to you at your address by the second business day.I have checked your order detail and found that you order has been shipped out from our fulfillment center on Tuesday, September 12, 2017However, I've checked and confirmed that we had shipped your order on time but the delay is from carrier end.For your future reference, I've forwarded the negative delivery experience to the concerned team and, I am here to assure you that they will definitely look into it and take the appropriate steps to get this kind of errors resolved so that you'll never face such trouble again.Further, I have checked and confirmed that your order reached to your nearest local carrier for final delivery.To compensate for the delay, I'd like to offer you these options.1. 20% discount at the item cost2. One month prime extension.3. $15.00 gift card.Here's the link to write us back.Please visit the following link to provide the information we requested:http://www.amazon.com/contact-usI understand that this concession can't help to make up for this inconvenience so I request you to accept this as an apology gesture.If you wish you can also contact the carrier USPS and direct them according to you for convenient and faster delivery. I'd request you to please feel free to contact the carrier. Here is the contact number:U.S. Postal Service Phone: 1-800-222-1811Rest assured, I'd like to confirm you that carrier will deliver your package as soon as possible.We look forward to seeing you again soon.We'd appreciate your feedback. Please use the buttons below to vote about your experience today.Best regards,Vikas B
I'm sorry to know that you didn't receive your order # yet. I completely understand your disappointment. That's definitely not what we want our customers to experience. I'll definitely help you with this.I understand that being a prime member you expect your order to be delivered to you at your address by the second business day.I have checked your order detail and found that you order has been shipped out from our fulfillment center on Tuesday, September 12, 2017However, I've checked and confirmed that we had shipped your order on time but the delay is from carrier end.For your future reference, I've forwarded the negative delivery experience to the concerned team and, I am here to assure you that they will definitely look into it and take the appropriate steps to get this kind of errors resolved so that you'll never face such trouble again.Further, I have checked and confirmed that your order reached to your nearest local carrier for final delivery.To compensate for the delay, I'd like to offer you these options.1. 20% discount at the item cost2. One month prime extension.3. $15.00 gift card.Here's the link to write us back.Please visit the following link to provide the information we requested:http://www.amazon.com/contact-usI understand that this concession can't help to make up for this inconvenience so I request you to accept this as an apology gesture.If you wish you can also contact the carrier USPS and direct them according to you for convenient and faster delivery. I'd request you to please feel free to contact the carrier. Here is the contact number:U.S. Postal Service Phone: 1-800-222-1811Rest assured, I'd like to confirm you that carrier will deliver your package as soon as possible.We look forward to seeing you again soon.We'd appreciate your feedback. Please use the buttons below to vote about your experience today.Best regards,Vikas B
I ordered the Kindle 8" and it is late. See what they offered below.
Did that essentially turn the whole thing into a profit + free kindle?
Hello,I understand your concern regarding the options for the inconvenience caused to you.But unfortunately due to system regulations we are unable to apply all three options you have preferred.So as a one time exception I'm issuing $15.00 in the form of Gift card balance to your Amazon account will appear within next 3-5 hours in your account and also a one month Prime extension for the inconvenience caused. I hope you understand my limitations in this case.As I've extended your Amazon Prime membership by one month. The membership will now renew on Thursday, June 28, 2018.I hope this helps. Please be rest assured, we will take each and every action to prevent you from bearing any loss at Amazon.com as we value our customer investment and trust, more than anything else.Your patience and understanding is highly appreciated in this matter. We look forward to seeing you soon.
