Author Topic: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread  (Read 54141 times)

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #580 on: June 11, 2021, 01:27:00 AM »
Lol. But this goilem is conflating creating a goilem with attracting goilems. The latter is super easy, hence their big success.

There's a goilem born every minute
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #581 on: June 11, 2021, 12:41:50 PM »
There's a goilem born every minute

Speaking of every minute




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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #582 on: June 11, 2021, 01:00:47 PM »
Speaking of every minute

Alternatively:
What did the robber say to the clock at midnight? "Hands up."
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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #583 on: June 11, 2021, 01:55:15 PM »
Alternatively:
What did the robber say to the clock at midnight? "Hands up."

Nah, the robber doesn't have to say hands up when the hands are already up

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #584 on: June 11, 2021, 02:08:49 PM »
Nah, the robber doesn't have to say hands up when the hands are already up

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he said it kachatzos...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #585 on: June 11, 2021, 02:11:33 PM »
he said it kachatzos...

Past his bedtime?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #586 on: June 11, 2021, 06:35:22 PM »

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #587 on: Today at 01:40:47 PM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes